Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
Klingon battle cruisers. Their commander demanded that
Kirk bend over and beam over immediately
with his pants down, but Kirk didn't
fall for that (again). Spock suggested perhaps
that a banquet be served in order
to placate the ravanous Klingons, but they
didn't know much about Klingon cuisine or
the correct way to arrange Klingon forks.
Little had been learned since First Contact
in 2151. Early translations of Klaang's Kutlery Manual
went horribly wrong. Gagh was translated as
turnips, and targ heart became owl testicle.
Owl testicles were verboten on numerous worlds
including Bolia, home of the fleet admiral
who made First Contact with the mysterious
Gaganites, whose first ambassador to Earth sang
old disco songs whenever he visited the
Cathedral of Pain, an establishment run by
a sexy set of twins who always
knew the right ways to please a
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