Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
cantankerous Admiral like Pike.
Yes, Pike's secret
was that he got turned on by
fish. Goldfish, to be precise. They were
his greatest secret ever since his first
love, with one of the Fish Ladies of
Antedea. Antedean women were legendary for their
11 sex organs . No non-Antedan quite knew
how to handle them in bed but
they were nonetheless the most alluring and
fascinating sex organs ever encountered by humans.
"Shlir" was the correct form of address
when having a sexual encounter with an
11-sexed creature. Pike had "Shlir" tattooed
on the side of Enterprise hoping that
he could attract 11-sexed space beasties.
I've discovered how to please Antedean women
- the key is to rotate both appendages
counterclockwise while you kick them in the
lower nose. That way, they wont accidentally
inject you with their venom when you
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