Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Paid CBS Plant, Mar 19, 2012.
that sucked many space vessels into the
maw of groove. Spock Prime's ectoplasm-filled ship
had a special Funktasm generator that could
enable it to withstand funk levels lower
than most 23rd century spacecraft could withstand.
Through the funkhole Old Spock plunged, emerging
in Earth orbit in 1978 and realizing
that it was the perfect time to
wear his platform shoes with goldfish in
them, and teach primative man how to
properly stack 45 RPM records onto a spindle
because the Funk Romulans were coming and
they liked their records well organized. The
penalty for messy music storage was severe;
exile to the Polka Planet where the
fearsome Cyber Stalin lived. Even Blackshehitler feared
this fate to the point where she
Micheal Jackson'd herself white and hid among
"The Pips", hoping that Gladys Knight wouldn't
notice and make her sing backup vocals.
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