I didn't have much interest in seeing
No Time to Die, even though I liked
Spectre more than most (and certainly preferred it to
Skyfall, which was equally dumb and self-serious, but much also much more treacly and self-satisfied). Indeed, I simply am not a Bond fan: I've seen the last nine movies, plus one or two others, and while some are pretty okay, I can't say I
really enjoy any of them. When it comes to spy derring-do, I prefer the
Mission: Impossible series, and in terms of action franchise flicks overall, I'll sooner go with a mid-tier MCU entry such as
Doctor Strange or
Guardians 1 (which I consider good, but not great) any day. And I was fine with Bond and Madeleine driving off into the night at the end of
Spectre, even if I didn't buy their out-of-nowhere, chemistry-free romance for a moment, so, if it hadn't been a family outing to the movies, I would happily have skipped
NTtD.
And, while the movie wasn't terrible, I found myself consistently unengaged by the goings-on. I get that it's still his Vesper trauma or whatever, but when Bond starts out the movie moronic enough to think there's any chance whatsoever he's been long-conned by Madeleine, instead of merely still targeted by the international criminal group run by his vengeful half-brother he was battling days before, it becomes impossible to care about him. Lashana Lynch's agent was credibly badass, but then the movie broke itself with Ana de Armas' character, because if a slim, novice field agent can fight as effectively as a 00, and then laugh off the death she's wrought, what's so special about a hulking, tormented brute like Bond?
Ergo, since I felt no involvement with the paper-thin Bond character or the absurd story (as others have pointed out, Rami Malek doesn't seem to have any motivation at all for the havoc he
kinda threatens to inflict), I just waited, and waited, and waited, for the twists to be over and the movie to conclude. It wasn't
terrible, but it certainly wasn't memorable, and I don't see myself returning to the Craig run down the line. Heck, maybe we can just be done with Bond in general?
No Time to Die: C+
As for that ending: it might have hit a lot harder had I not recently seen Hugh Jackman, Stephen Amell, and Robert Downey Jr. end their runs of playing iconic characters with similar finality. But, even though I went in not suspecting it at all, once it looked as though that was what they were doing, I just thought to myself, "sure,
of course this is how it goes." The question is, can Harrison Ford's Indy possibly survive his next, presumably final (pre-Disney reboot) film?!
