The Texans have named Case Keenum their Week 7 starting quarterback against the Chiefs.
Case Keenum is going to die on the field.
Obligatory: "Who??" I've literally never heard this name before today and I follow the NFL pretty closely.
He's never played a down in the NFL, but anyone who follows college football would know Keenum as holding the records for career passing yards and career touchdowns. The dude lit up defenses when he was playing for UH.