Never much into wrestling unlike some of my friends, and I gave up a long time ago, but here's only one event that I still watch (sometimes), and it doesn't matter that I have no idea who all the "new" people are who seem so important to the crowd.
The Royal Rumble.
30 "Superstars" stick their name in a hat.
Those names are "randomly" (Totally scripted) drawn to establish a secret queuing order, which when followed, each one of them enters the ring every 60 seconds until they run out of Superstars.
Theoretically they could have 30 people in a ring beating the shit out of each other.
There's only way one to eliminate another super star in the Royal Rumble and that's to throw them over the top rope and have them land two feet on the ground. (sometimes it takes 5 guys working together to get one of the really big ones over the top rope, but after they finish that, they viciously turn on each other.)
I saw one guy get tossed over the top rope, do a flip and then land on his hands and then walk around (on his hands) for a while till he could figure out how to get back into the ring.
Week to week it's stupid, and might as well be real sport.
