New Flu Virus SPREADS!

[Zulu Romeo]

We're now at Level 5, people.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8025931.stm

And I'm on call this weekend. Perfect timing.

Not good enough, not enough people are dead yet. Damn hype machine.

Good luck being on call. Do you think your patients will mind if you treat them from inside a hazmat suit?

But this is the NHS we're talking about.

Of course, people don't have to die to make it a pandemic. There just needs to be a lot of it about, and for it to be spreading between humans easily.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

 

[Bob The Skutter]

We're now at Level 5, people.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8025931.stm

And I'm on call this weekend. Perfect timing.

Not good enough, not enough people are dead yet. Damn hype machine.

Good luck being on call. Do you think your patients will mind if you treat them from inside a hazmat suit?

But this is the NHS we're talking about.

Of course, people don't have to die to make it a pandemic. There just needs to be a lot of it about, and for it to be spreading between humans easily.

I know, I just thought I'd get it in there first with some sarcasm.

What, you mean you don't have your own for just such an occasion?

 

[bigdaddy]

CODE 5 PEOPLE! CODE 5!

THE END IS NEAR!!! JEBUS IS RETURNING!!!

hehe

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Not good enough, not enough people are dead yet. Damn hype machine.

Good luck being on call. Do you think your patients will mind if you treat them from inside a hazmat suit?

But this is the NHS we're talking about.

Of course, people don't have to die to make it a pandemic. There just needs to be a lot of it about, and for it to be spreading between humans easily.

I know, I just thought I'd get it in there first with some sarcasm.

What, you mean you don't have your own for just such an occasion?

Sorry. Sarcasm has been lost on me today for some reason.

And if I wanted a real hazmat suit, I'd go for this approach:

 

[Bob The Skutter]

But this is the NHS we're talking about.

Of course, people don't have to die to make it a pandemic. There just needs to be a lot of it about, and for it to be spreading between humans easily.

I know, I just thought I'd get it in there first with some sarcasm.

What, you mean you don't have your own for just such an occasion?

Sorry. Sarcasm has been lost on me today for some reason.

And if I wanted a real hazmat suit, I'd go for this approach:

Ha. I love it. So, you're packing your own HEV suit for work this weekend... will there be any trusty crowbars around? What about security guards called Barney?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Not sure... but I'd refer all head crabs to the GUM clinic.

 

[Bob The Skutter]

Not sure... but I'd refer all head crabs to the GUM clinic.

So that's how swine flu is spread now?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Not sure... but I'd refer all head crabs to the GUM clinic.

So that's how swine flu is spread now?

Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations. We've so far only touched the Swinal Frontier.

 

[Bob The Skutter]

Not sure... but I'd refer all head crabs to the GUM clinic.

So that's how swine flu is spread now?

Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations. We've so far only touched the Swinal Frontier.

I think I'm gonna have to groan at that one.

oh and can I add I've got a cough, and I'm feeling run down... *cough cough*

 

[Zulu Romeo]

So that's how swine flu is spread now?

Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations. We've so far only touched the Swinal Frontier.

I think I'm gonna have to groan at that one.

oh and can I add I've got a cough, and I'm feeling run down... *cough cough*

I once saw a nasty case of Squirrel Flu whe I was a child. I was walking to school and a squirrel 'flu under a taxi. It felt run down for weeks.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

I once saw a nasty case of Squirrel Flu whe I was a child. I was walking to school and a squirrel 'flu under a taxi. It felt run down for weeks.

That is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I once saw a nasty case of Squirrel Flu whe I was a child. I was walking to school and a squirrel 'flu under a taxi. It felt run down for weeks.

That is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

No, that's sheep flu you're describing.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

I once saw a nasty case of Squirrel Flu whe I was a child. I was walking to school and a squirrel 'flu under a taxi. It felt run down for weeks.

That is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

No, that's sheep flu you're describing.

My face is literally in my hands here.

 

[Capn Flukie]

^ he was pulling the wool over your eyes. Like a mask, I guess.

 

[Sheep]

 

[Zulu Romeo]

That is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

No, that's sheep flu you're describing.

My face is literally in my hands here.

Cheer up, TS, it may never happen.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

That must be how Dr Tasty Bacon the 2nd infected Humans with his engineered influenza virus!!
The pieces of the puzzle are starting to fit together! the Pigs are rising up against us! they will become the new dominant species on the planet!

 

[Trekker4747]

I, for one, welcome our new porcine overlords.

 

[Cutter John]

I'm just wondering how all the bloated corpses expected to soon litter the streets will affect my morning commute.


Seriously though, I'm going to be pissed if people keep panicking throughout the summer. I just dropped $200 on Final Fantasy concert tickets for July.