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Uhm...

It's either going to be really brilliant or really bad.


Bad, and not just because of the idea of it. It is just plain bad.

I see nothing in this to make me sit through it. If it was suspenseful or scary or even darkly comedic, yah okay, then I'd watch it. If you payed my way. And bought me Twizzlers. And put your arm around me while wearing Axe Twist. And bought me dinner after...
 
as long as movies do not start to glorify the scat fetish, freak surgery porno does not sound so happy
 
I've done it.

I've rented it from my cable OnDemand service and am watching it right now!

Squeee!
 
They're already calling this movie "First Sequence" because sequels are planned! This movie probably cost nothing to make to begin with.

Also...

The doctor and a cop kill each other, the front end of the human centipede commits suicide, the back end dies from blood poisoning, leaving the middle woman alive and alone.
 
I am actually torn between taking a look at some of the spoilers and wanting to wait because I know inevitably I will see this film and want to be surprised.
 
Well, just got done watching it and I'm really not sure what to say. I can't exactly give it "formal" review because, well... there's not a lot to review.

Forced to give it a grade I'd give it a B- or a C+ and the way I grade movies that's not a lot of a complement as the first Transformers movie I gave a C.

But this movie is "average" for what it is same for Transformers.

In the Human Centipede it starts out pretty much like most horror movies of this type, we have two pretty American girls on a German leg of European vacation, their car breaks down on some backwoods street enroute to a club. The seek refuge in a nearby house where the man there eventualy drugs them then describes his plan to them and his third victim.

The surgery he describes is a little less complex than what seems to be depicted (in what he relates it's suggested the digestive system, and presumably their blood system, is connected) but in actualy they're just sewn together ass-to-mouth. The second and third segments have their lips and teeth removed as well as segments of their cheeks where flaps of the more forward segment's ass will be grafted. That's it.

Not as much scat-eating stuff as you'd expect considering the movie takes place over a few days with the tro joined, but there's a couple moments for it.

The movie is just more "disturbing" and "off-putting" than gross. It was more "painful" for me to think of having stitches in my face pulled on by the ass-flaps and the discomfort and oddity of having no lips or teeth. :shiver: That's more horrifying to imagine than the shit-eating stuff.

The actor playing the doctor does a good job, if over-the-top, but damn if I just can't look at him and not think "Christopher Walken."

Probably worth checking out if it's on your OnDemand channel but it's pretty more unsettling and disturbing than it is gross. It's certainly better than a bulk of the Hollywood slasher films out there in that this movie is more chilling and unsettling than it is just gore.
 
The second and third segments have their lips and teeth removed as well as segments of their cheeks where flaps of the more forward segment's ass will be grafted. That's it.

What? A cop out I say, a cop out! :lol:

The actor playing the doctor does a good job, if over-the-top, but damn if I just can't look at him and not think "Christopher Walken."

Deiter Laser, who ironically enough played His Divine Shadow's Grand Vizier in Lexx (basically a dude who carried out experiments on flesh).
 
Probably worth checking out if it's on your OnDemand channel but it's pretty more unsettling and disturbing than it is gross. It's certainly better than a bulk of the Hollywood slasher films out there in that this movie is more chilling and unsettling than it is just gore.

I watched it... for reasons unknown. I guess because I've never bothered with "torture porn" before and wondered what the fuss was.

Not worth catching, it plays like a Sci-Fi/Sy Fy late night special. It seems to have more in common with the old mad scientist films, but with a misogynistic bent. More of a puerile bent really, I was surprised to see that the director is married and that his wife (I'm assuming it wasn't his wife or sister) helped him out.

I never like seeing unpleasantness directed towards women on film in general and the writer just seems to have had two women accepting a man's and each other's poop in their mouths for the sake of a bit of a snicker.

The German actor Dieter Laser is well chosen for the role, the setting is equally well chosen and there's a competently enough written escape sequence or two.

But after all that, it's simply a poop movie, nothing more, nothing less.
 
The actor playing the doctor does a good job, if over-the-top, but damn if I just can't look at him and not think "Christopher Walken."

Interesting. From the trailer, I got more of a Richard Burgi meets Lance Henriksen kind of vibe.

I have a morbid sense of curiosity combined with an extreme squeamishness. (Not a good combination for mental health.) I got about halfway through the trailer before bailing. I'm almost morbid enough & sadistic enough to forward this trailer to other people I know, but I'm afraid of what the reprisals might be.:eek::wtf::scream:
 
I've been hearing about this movie for weeks on the film vault podcast and for some reason thought it was a documentary about this procedure. Not an actual film, horror film no less. But good lord does this movie look bad
 
It almost seems like a reverse Funny Games, where, instead of playing its concept goofily yet ratcheting up the monstrosity to such terrible levels that it makes you (or is meant to make you) ashamed to enjoy stuff like this, it instead plays the most retarded concept imaginable straight, forcing a comparison to other, probably equally if less obviously goofy, films to trigger the shame reaction.

Was that what Funny Games was all about?

I was under the impression that Funny Games was about subverting and reversing the viewer's expectations. The conventions of the genre are overturned, there are no last-minute escapes, the 'final girl' does not survive, the guilty are not punished, and the social order is not restored, even temporarily.

Other movies have done this as well, of course. But what separates Funny Games from, say, The Strangers are its metanarrative elements. At least one of the home invaders is aware that he's a character in a movie.

Paradoxically, by giving this character miraculous powers within the world of the film--by making him the cinematic equivalent of a lucid dreamer--the film itself winds up being more true-to-life than most films in the genre. And it pointedly reminds you that any enjoyment you derive from watching such movies arises from the unreal and fictional elements therein.

It also makes a rather chilling statement about the nature of social order, justice, and morality: that these are all just an illusion, like the world of cinema--an anti-Matrix, if you will. The one home invader has woken up from this enchanted sleep--but instead of using his god-like powers for good, like Neo in The Matrix, he uses them for evil. Because it amuses him to do so, and because he can.

I find it difficult to believe that The Human Centipede offers anything nearly as thoughtful as Funny Games.
 
Where did this so called doctor get his degree? That's no centipede, he's gonna need like at least ten more people.

Maybe that'll be in the sequel: Millipede.
 
The second and third segments have their lips and teeth removed as well as segments of their cheeks where flaps of the more forward segment's ass will be grafted. That's it.

What? A cop out I say, a cop out! :lol:

The actor playing the doctor does a good job, if over-the-top, but damn if I just can't look at him and not think "Christopher Walken."

Deiter Laser, who ironically enough played His Divine Shadow's Grand Vizier in Lexx (basically a dude who carried out experiments on flesh).


"I destroyed an entire Universe!!!!!!!" Mantrid was creepy, they picked the right person to play the part.

Though I would to see a Lexx Movie!
 
Where did this so called doctor get his degree? That's no centipede, he's gonna need like at least ten more people.

Maybe that'll be in the sequel: Millipede.

That's why the full title of the movie is "The Human Centipede (First Sequence)" and the planned sequel is called "The Human Centipede (Full Sequence)". There are supposed to be something like ten people in the sequel. The people in the first one are just the front of the centipede.

I've been thinking about this movie a lot since I first heard about it. I found the premise so intriguing and impressively original, and after reading a glowing review from a site that has a bias towards daring horror movies, I was seriously thinking about checking it out, while wondering if I'd have the stomach for it.

Now that I've read a few reviews, though, I get the impression that it doesn't have much going for it besides a neat premise, so my interest has rapidly dwindled. I still think the concept is cool, but it takes more than that to make a movie worth watching...it's too bad if the buzz is true that the director couldn't bother to go somewhere interesting with his premise.
 
^ A neat premise? :wtf: :eek:

I will give them this, though. At least it's not some stupid slasher flick. If the objective of horror movies is to shock and disgust people, they've certainly done that.

But if they wanted to get me to see this film, they should have done a live-action version of the video game Centipede. :guffaw:
 
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