My wife reads this forum...
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Only 30? Refund, says I. 
TheWifeOfBrian
Lieutenant Commander
I'm dead.
Maybe maybe not. We'll see if you can complete the five Impossible Challenges.
1) Lick an exploding volcano
2) Shove an atomic weapon up your nose
3) Reunite the Beatles
4) Eat a cellphone battery while biking uphill against the wind
5) Find a new technological standard to replace the USB port and transport it to 1997.
If you do all that, we'll let you live. Remember, our gameshows don't reward winners, WE PUNISH FAILURE.
TheWifeOfBrian
Lieutenant Commander
Pff, as if you would need any more?
*goes back to the brochure*
Oh wait, it says 47
No that's how old she is.
That reminds me of a song I used to know.... here it is.I'm dead.
Maybe maybe not. We'll see if you can complete the five Impossible Challenges.
1) Lick an exploding volcano
2) Shove an atomic weapon up your nose
3) Reunite the Beatles
4) Eat a cellphone battery while biking uphill against the wind
5) Find a new technological standard to replace the USB port and transport it to 1997.
If you do all that, we'll let you live. Remember, our gameshows don't reward winners, WE PUNISH FAILURE.
It's not the years, honey, it's the... um... mileage? [Oh snap - someone]Pff, as if you would need any more?
*goes back to the brochure*
Oh wait, it says 47
No that's how old she is.
TheWifeOfBrian
Lieutenant Commander
That
reminds me of a song I used to know.... here it is.
So you want your punishment now or are you going to try to complete the list?
TheWifeOfBrian
Lieutenant Commander
Depends on the punishment.
I might even like it.
TheWifeOfBrian
Lieutenant Commander
Depends on the punishment.
Either way you should turn MSN back on so I can kick your ass in realtime.
[She's got you there. You may as well give up now. - everyone]Depends on the punishment.
Either way you should turn MSN back on so I can kick your ass in realtime.
[looks at watch] My, is that the time already...? Almost past my bedtime.
[backs away... slowly]
Depends on the punishment.
Either way you should turn MSN back on so I can kick your ass in realtime.
Only Jack Bauer can kick anyone's ass in realtime.
Hey, wait a minute...
Once I used a jedi mind trick on her to make her believe that she deserved it, everything went smooth.Precisly.i somehow remember things being more complicated then that.
Frontline, is she actually speaking to you yet after that escapade?
Cool. Can't wait to read chapter two.
I thought you were going to give him something, you know, like challenging?
I've done half of these already...Would you quit hogging the popcorn and pass it over here please, RJDiogenes
TheWifeOfBrian
Lieutenant Commander
Depends on the punishment.
Either way you should turn MSN back on so I can kick your ass in realtime.
Only Jack Bauer can kick anyone's ass in realtime.
Hey, wait a minute...
My husband says "Captain Robau does not approve of your post" whatever the hell he's on about.
Only because he knows Bauer can kick his ass.
TheWifeOfBrian
Lieutenant Commander
Ok time to log out and watch the president. Good night everyone.
Just to clarify, we are talking about apostle's new dog, right?
^You honestly think I'm talking about that weakling on tv?
Once I used a jedi mind trick on her to make her believe that she deserved it, everything went smooth.Precisly.i somehow remember things being more complicated then that.
Frontline, is she actually speaking to you yet after that escapade?
cough cough..
hmm maybe she would like to comment on that.
and she wouldnt have to change rank to do so.
Either way you should turn MSN back on so I can kick your ass in realtime.
Only Jack Bauer can kick anyone's ass in realtime.
Hey, wait a minute...
My husband says "Captain Robau does not approve of your post" whatever the hell he's on about.
facts about captain robau
oh also python fan.
see avatar.
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