My wife reads this forum...

[Plecostomus]

that just BEGS for photgraphic evidence.

I know, right? Try sending her a PM.

(looks up how to play TAPS on google)

 

[TheWifeOfBrian]

She's out of work for a couple more weeks and at home... board out of her skull. That's why she's been following along. Normally she works all day.

That's what we're here for! It's a public service - providing a distraction for the bored-at-home

The downside is I can't rhapsodize about her awesome (enormous) tits anymore... or at least until she stops lurking.

She finds it creepy for some reason.

*runs like hell*

that just BEGS for photgraphic evidence.

that just BEGS for photgraphic evidence.

I know, right? Try sending her a PM.

(looks up how to play TAPS on google)

Cool. You can play it at your execution.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I'm not sure whom I feel sorrier for.

 

[Plecostomus]

I'm not sure whom I feel sorrier for.

Oh this is nothing, ya'll haven't pissed her off yet.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

That's what we're here for! It's a public service - providing a distraction for the bored-at-home

The downside is I can't rhapsodize about her awesome (enormous) tits anymore... or at least until she stops lurking.

She finds it creepy for some reason.

*runs like hell*

that just BEGS for photgraphic evidence.

I know, right? Try sending her a PM.

(looks up how to play TAPS on google)

Cool. You can play it at your execution.

You do realise you can upload an avatar once you reach 14 days as a member here.

 

[Plecostomus]

Yes but she's allergic to cameras so it won't be a picture of her. Ya'll can stop drooling.

 

[miraclefan]

WOW! This has been one ''HELL'' of a funny read! Hi! Mrs.Pleco, I'm ''Miraclefan'' I hope you enjoy your time here in the ''Madhouse''

 

[RJDiogenes]

She finds it creepy for some reason.

She finds compliments creepy?

 

[Cayla]

I think she needs to read the other forum where you post, too.

 

[tharpdevenport]

What happens at TrekbBS, doesn't stay at TrekBBS. Affair FAIL.

 

[Plecostomus]

She finds it creepy for some reason.

She finds compliments creepy?

Nah, not really... I'm just being silly to get a rise out of her.

 

[Ashu]

She finds it creepy for some reason.

She finds compliments creepy?

If thats the case, tell her I think she's hot.

 

[Plecostomus]

She finds it creepy for some reason.

She finds compliments creepy?

If thats the case, tell her I think she's hot.

I'll do that.

 

[FrontLine]

I banned her.

!

i somehow remember things being more complicated then that.

Precisly.

Frontline, is she actually speaking to you yet after that escapade?

Once I used a jedi mind trick on her to make her believe that she deserved it, everything went smooth.

 

[Plecostomus]

I got a TXT message from the wife... she finds the lack of activity in her fan-club here very disappointing.

Lets kick it up a notch shall we?

MY WIFE (A short poem by Brian)

Tits, tits
They the shitz
And when she reads this
I will be hit.

---Ok everyone... RUN!

 

[hellsgate]

Pictures of wife's enormous boobs required for those of us with no social / sex lives.

 

[archeryguy1701]

Run?!? If we run, we can't witness the fallout! Everyone grab your popcorn!

 

[Plecostomus]

Pictures of wife's enormous boobs required for those of us with no social / sex lives.

Ask her yourself. She learned how to swear from her father who is an ex-Merchant Marine.

 

[Guartho]

Wife of Brian, as you can see he's encouraging us to request pictures of you. Obviously he wants to show you off. There's only one way out of this, and that's appeasement. He's clearly not going to stop until you cave so why not just get it over with?

 

[Plecostomus]

"cave in" as "cave in my skull."