Press 6 to lower glitter ball for the disco doctor.
Console: Press 1 to darken hair color, Press 2 to surgically remove belt buckle, Press 3 for liposuction, Press 4 to record dramatic last words, Press 5 to annoy Dr McCoy.
Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #266: Sickbay
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Or duplicates him. When Kirk finds that out, he grins. A half hour later, poor Bones is knee-deep in hobgoblins. Christine doesn't seem to mind, though.
Uhura (os): "Doctor McCoy, your ex-wife wants to talk to you."
Console: Press 5 to annoy Dr McCoy.
McCoy: "Arggggggggggg."
"But he's wearing red."
Kirk: "But he's a main character. We're all wearing red, Saavik."
"But what if he doesn't come back the next film?"
Kirk: "Remember the death threats after The Wrath of Khan? No."
"Oh, okay. Hey -- my name isn't Saavik."
Kirk: "Shut up, Saavik2.0!"
Kirk: "Can you two go play cops and robbers somewhere else? I'm trying to avoid a physical here!"
Spock: "By pretending to be dead?"
Valeris: "You do realize Doctor McCoy can just use the ship's sensors to locate you, right?"
Kirk: "Nah. First, he'd have to de-activate my lifesign masking device."
McCoy (OS): "Or, he could just eavesdrop over the comms. You're busted, Jim."
Kirk: "Crud."
EMH: Only patients with a valid insurance policy will be admitted! Go away!
Valeris: These hand steamers are useless on space dandruff. We need some kind of dustbuster.
EMH: GEEZ ALL RIGHT B'ELANNA, I'LL GET TOM'S SEX PILLS!
Emergency Computer Station Doctor: Please state the nature of your medical emergency.
McCoy: Jim! Get away from that thing! What did I tell you, this place is more of a computer lab than a medical facility. "Emergency Computer Doctors," like that'll ever be a thing.
EMH: The door seems to be displaying symptoms of Rigellian Fever with a mix of Andorian Pox. Perhaps it needs a salve?
Spock: You must shoot me.
Kirk: Don't shoot him!
Cattrall: Okay, can we just admit that this is the part that you guys just cut and pasted from The Final Frontier, then changed a word or two here or there?
Shatner: Imitation is the highest form of flattery. Obviously, they realized mine was the superior script.
Nimoy: You must shoot me!
EMH: These trick-or-treaters are persistent little shits aren't they. NO CANDY!! FUCK OFF!!
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