EMH: "I'm a doctor, not an exterminator."
Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #266: Sickbay
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EMH: "I'm a doctor, not an exterminator."
Bones: Dammit Nurse, I'm a doctor, not a - oh.
Thank for the win!
Kirk: (thinking) Come on, girdle. Hold!
EMH: (thinking) Good thing I'm not in the NuTrek movies, the lens flares caused by the light bouncing off my head would blind millions!
Kirk: There's no need to get hostile, "Lieutenant", we were just wanting to know what was up with your uniform colours and rank insignia.
Kirk: (thinking) Come on, girdle. Hold!
EMH: (thinking) Good thing I'm not in the NuTrek movies, the lens flares caused by the light bouncing off my head would blind millions!
Kirk: There's no need to get hostile, "Lieutenant", we were just wanting to know what was up with your uniform colours and rank insignia.
"Oh, crap -- the Voyager producers found me! NO! I DON'T WANT TO GET BACK!!!"
Kirk: "I gave you my money. Now where are my jellybeans?"
Kirk: Bones, I think your jukebox is broken. I can't find Freebird anywhere.
McCoy: Dammit, Jim! That's our bedpan disposal unit!
"Captain's log: It's been so long since the Caption Contest was put up that already forum members are passing away while waiting for the new contest."
"Captain's log: It's been so long since the Caption Contest was put up that already forum members are passing away while waiting for the new contest."
"Alright, Kirk. Get us a new contest or your boyfriend gets it!"
Kirk: "I gave you my money. Now where are my jellybeans?"
Chapel: This is a Doctor's office. We only have jelly babies.
EMH: "EMH to the bridge. Somebody just fell through the animation again."
Doctor: "Whew. Thank goodness they haven' discovered those little palm-sized thingies you just suction-press to the doors and you can pry them open."
Kirk: Okay, okay, I'll return the bike!
Buck Murdock: Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap, will ya? We've all got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with, Valeris. I mean, down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping and flashing - they're *flashing* and they're *beeping*. I can't stand it anymore! They're *blinking* and *beeping* and *flashing*! Why doesn't somebody pull the plug!
Calls Spock to sickbay.What does it do?
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