Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #267: Comfortable Chair

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  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Leader of Cerberus Premium Member

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    Hello and welcome to the new contest!

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    First up to the plate, we have the "5 gets pressed A LOT" Award, going to Leviathan for:

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    Console: Press 1 to darken hair color, Press 2 to surgically remove belt buckle, Press 3 for liposuction, Press 4 to record dramatic last words, Press 5 to annoy Dr McCoy.


    Next, we have the "Photons be afraid, be very afraid" Award, going to Finn for:

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    EMH: Perhaps the dilithium mines isn't a bad idea after all...


    Next, we have the "Nap time" Award, going to Mr. Laser Beam for:


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    Kirk: Could you two take your relationship angst somewhere else? I'm trying to SLEEP here! :scream:


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    The Award goes to Tenacity for:

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    EMH: Following visits from Mr. Paris I really need to stop banging my head against the door.


    Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

    Wow, did not think it had been THIS long since I set up the last contest. Sorry, time has been getting away from me.

    I don't want to make a guess at the next contest starting time, I'd rather not miss more deadlines.


    In our new contest, we see how comfy the Captain's chair is!

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  2. LeadHead

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    Kirk: I know Im an Admiral and not technically Captain of this ship, but I like this chair and I'm not going anywhere.

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    Hawk: Hey, Captain. This guy has been aboard for like 15 minutes and you put HIM in charge?!


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    Uhura: I know these railings weren't intended for this, but I make it look goooood.
     
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  3. captain crow

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    Uhura: My friend Mavis here told me she saw Valeris leaving your quarters earlier today. Care to explain.

    Spock: Oh shi... Not now shnookums. The Captain needs saving.

    Uhura: Screw him! Why was Valeris in your quarters?!
     
  4. Mr Soak

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    Yo, Kirky-boy, whats up?
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  5. Laura Cynthia Chambers

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    Kirk: "One does not simply become captain by sitting in the chair."

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    Spock: "If you will kindly refrain from addressing me as Commander Chairwarmer, Ms. Uhura..."
    Uhura: "Sorry, honey, but that seat was made for Captain Kirk. Like, literally. With laser measurements and everything..."

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    Worf: "There's still an empty seat."
    Hawk: "Sorry, sir, didn't anyone tell you? It's musical crew, not chairs this time."
     
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  7. FormerLurker

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    Kirk: Give me a minute. I'm thinking.

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    Worf: Don't look at me. They made me sit here.

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    Uhura: You know as well as I do that using the Captain's chair to play his favorite games will still increase his loss statistics.
     
  8. tharpdevenport

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    Kirk: "Do you know what the secret of life is, Lieutenant?"

    Saavik: "No, what, Captain?"

    Kirk: "This," puts the finger up

    Saavik: "Your finger, sir?"

    Kirk: "One thing, just one thing ..... KHHHAAAAANNNNN!!!!!"
     
  9. Nerys Myk

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    KIRK: One coffee and a chicken salad sandwich.
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  10. Nerys Myk

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    SPOCK: And the Captain?
    UHURA: Who?
     
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  11. tharpdevenport

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    Uhura: "Does this railing come with a vibrate setting?"

    Spock: "The Captain has asked you to stop doing that."
     
  12. Mr Soak

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    Spock:Why do you wish to know?
    Uhura: Why do you think I became a communications officer? I'm a terrible gossip.
     
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  13. Bry_Sinclair

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    Kirk: You want a promotion, Mr Saavik? Then you have to play a little game I call, pull my finger.

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    Worf: Captain, I must protest. You have a science officer at tactical! This crew has really slipped since I left.

    [​IMG]Uhura: So when will I get my chance to sit in that chair?
     
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  14. Timewalker

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    Worf: Nice chair.


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    Spock:
    Is there something wrong with your chair, Miss Uhura?

    Uhura: Yes, Mr. Spock. I would like to sit in your chair.

    Spock: That is not possible. You are not in command, and in any case, this chair is already occupied.

    Uhura: I don't mind.

    Spock (thinking): She is illogical in every universe.
     
  15. Mr Soak

    Mr Soak Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Uhura: I heard you've got an adopted sister as well as your half-brother. Do tell!

    Spock: My family situation is not for public discussion. Why are you so insistent?

    Uhura: Why do you think I became a communications officer? I'm a terrible gossip.

    EDIT - I just realised I made a similar caption upthread. Choose you poison. I guess.

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    Worf: I don't like the carpet.
     
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  16. Satron

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    Kirk: This chair's new add-on. It goes right up there.

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    Worf: I hate these new multi-function toilet seats.


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    Spock to Uhura (imitating Scotty): The railing, it canna take much more of this.
     
  17. f14peter

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    KIRK: "Come come Scotty, young chefs, fresh eclairs ... "
     
  18. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

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    Worf: "Sorry, no, it's not available. Admiral Eastwood assures me someone is sitting there. And he is with honor."
     
  19. Leviathan

    Leviathan Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    TFTW!

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