Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #262: Spooky

Remans: SURPRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!
Shinzon: I baked you a five-layer cake with rainbow swirl frosting! Crap, I dropped it! FOR THE LOVE OF - TURN ON A FRIKKING LIGHT, VICEROY!


Borg Queen: What's your sign?
Picard: AC/DC.
Borg Queen: How long have you been hatching that one? Season four?

 

Chekov: Khan, you bloodsucker!
Khan, mildly: No, that's the worm.


Announcer: May the odds be EVER in your favor.
Picard: Oh, that's never a good sign.

 

Picard: "I just see the one light."

 

Borg Queen: How do you like my new perfume. It's from a civilization we just assimilated.

 

Love your idea!
Really funny!!

 

Joachim: "Hey, don't those idiots realize nobody can hear them sing carols with those helmets on?"
Khan: "SHHH! Don't tell them."

 

PICARD: This way?
RIKER: No, this way.
PICARD: I see, this way.
RIKER: Straight through. Rock 'n roll! Hello Cleveland! Hello Cleveland!!!
WORFl: Let's go!
PICARD: Fuck!
JANITOR: You must've made a wrong turn.
RIKER: We gotta go another way.
PICARD: Other way. Other way. Other way.
RIKER: Other way. Other way.

 

Will Picard ever escape from the Borg Collective? Does he even want to anymore? Find out next week, on As The Cube Turns...

 

Khan: I shall leave you as you left me, marooned for all eternity in the center of an unending caption content. Buried in diarrhea jokes.....diarrhea jokes...

 

Riker: "It's never a good sign when "Thus Spake Zarathustra" begins playing..."

 

Queen: "How'd you like to be in a Caption Contest that lingers for three months?"

Picard: "Sounds intriguing -- what do I ahve to do?"

Queen: "Make an obligatory LeadHead joke once a week after the initial month and forget you ever met me and never mention me to your crew until I come back to invade again."

 

Picard: "you sure?"
Data: "Yes, you clap twice and the lights activate."
Picard *clap clap*
Crusher: "I think you have to say 'clap on ... clap off' "
Riker: "Wait, we want the lights to stay on."
Worf: "Will not that turn the lights on only briefly?"
Crusher: "Well, that what I heard. What's your idea?"

 

The remake of THX 1138 did not go as planned.

 

Borg Queen: Are you a PC or a Mac?
Picard: Fortran.
Borg Queen: Get the flux out of here! You don't even have a MOUSE???

 

Queen: "Say it ... say it..."

Picard: "SEGA!"





Bitch Queen: "Right now you're my perfect mate that will help me rule over an army of mindless drones, but in about a decade I'll come back and try to get it on with one of your senior officers after you reject my advances. Basically, I'll be reduced to that slutty chick who sleeps with your best friend. It's movie-quality writing!"

Picard: "I don't know, sounds rather unappealing, but I guess it couldn't get any worse..."

Bitch Queen: "Then after he purposefully murders me and you fondle part of my dead body, I'll come back to life a few years later and have lightly implied lesbo affinity for another drone who got away and became human and more sexually appealing."

Picard: "Good God, can you shut up and just assimilate me already?"

 

Picard: You are space Herpes.

 

Picard: "Wait a minute ... weird moody lighting, and emo-ish villain who dresses oddly ... oh, fuck me -- we've entered The Force Awakens, haven't we?"

 

@LeadHead it's been 3 months...

 

Give him another six and we should get a new contest.

 

No it will be much sooner than that.