Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #262: Spooky

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by LeadHead, Oct 30, 2016.

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  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Hello and welcome to this new contest!

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    First up to the plate, we have the "Restroom Procedures" Award, going to Tenacity for:

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    Spock: "Attention cadets, now that Admiral Kirk has exited the bridge toilet, you will only have to wait five point seven minutes with the exhaust fans at full power before it is marginally inhabitable again and the next of you can use it.

    Saavik: "I didn't realize he would be in there for so long."

    Spock: "The fact that the Admiral took a book with him should have lead you to the obvious conclusion."



    Next, we have the "Instant Promotion" Award, going to Bry_Sinclair for:

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    Kirk: All hope is lost. We're done for! There's nothing left to do now but for the Captain to go down with the ship. Tag Sulu, you're it. [Runs for the escape pod]



    Next, we have the "I thought Starfleet used Discover..." Award, going to Ghosty McGhostface for:

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    McCoy: What's the matter, Jim?
    Kirk: My American Express card... I think I left home without it.



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    The Award goes to Leviathan for:

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    Kirk: Mr Sulu, plot our next course using 'Priceline'


    Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

    I'm hoping to establish something resembling a schedule for myself in keeping this contest happening more regularly.

    Here we go...

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    Enjoy!
     
  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Chekov and Terrell's helmets weren't enough to avoid hearing Khan singing off key.

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    Picard didn't react well to the Borg queen shooting the injection tubules up his nose.

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    Shinzon: (off screen) He brought almost his entire senior staff with him while deep in Romulan territory? Just blast the Enterprise now!
     
  3. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Neil The Hippy Premium Member

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    PICARD: What's the safe word? What's the bloody safe word??!!!!!
     
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  4. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Neil The Hippy Premium Member

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    KHAN: Feed them more beans! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
     
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  5. tharpdevenport

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    Joachim: "Ceti Alpha V creatures?"

    Khan: "No, I'm broadcasting Lorde through the helmet communicators."


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    Queen: "I have space Herpes."



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    Riker: "Okay, everyone, try to pretend in the future it's completely normal to have dark rooms with moody lighting when lighting technology is cheap, plentiful, and highly advanced."
     
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    Nerys Myk Neil The Hippy Premium Member

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    PICARD: What the...? Steps? First we have to stumble though the darkness and now we have to climb steps? The Romulans are totally messing with us.
     
  7. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Thank you Peach Wookiee for already getting this contest stickyed! I was about to send you a message about it and you're just too fast for me. :)
     
  8. Tenacity

    Tenacity Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Shinzon: "Captain Picard, welcome to my evil lair."
     
  9. Finn

    Finn Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Queen: Close your eyes

    Locutus: *closes eyes*

    Queen: *in Beverly's voice* I have something to tell you, Jean-Luc....
     
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  10. Leviathan

    Leviathan Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Thanks for the win...and putting up with my potshot at the contest duration!

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    Locutus: But what if the heroes use time travel to go back before the origin of the series and save the future??
    Queen: What? Like in that X-men movie? Preposterous.
     
  11. tharpdevenport

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    Picard: "Explain, Data."

    Data: "I believe we are looking at Gozer the Gozerian. AKA: Gozer the Destructor, Gozer the Traveler, Volguus Zildrohar and Lord of the Sebouillia."

    Gozer: "Are you a God?"

    Picard: "Picard to Enterprise, beam Wesley down immediately!"
     
  12. bbjeg

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    Are the pictures not loading for anyone else?
     
  13. Peach Wookiee

    Peach Wookiee Cuddly Mod of Doom Moderator

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    It's not showing on my tablet.
     
  14. tharpdevenport

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    Me neither.
     
  15. Peach Wookiee

    Peach Wookiee Cuddly Mod of Doom Moderator

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    It's showing on my laptop. Odd...
     
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    Khan: Right then.... EAR we go.

    *Awkward Silence*

    Khan: Oh screw the lot of you.


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    Picard: I remember when this was a traumatic rape metaphor. Now it's kinky BDSM with a hot chick gagging for me... Did I actually leave the Nexus?


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    Riker: Well naturally the species that hates light has a massive window on their spaceship. Why wouldn't they?
     
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    Terrell: Ripley at Fiorina "Fury" 161
     
  18. Tenacity

    Tenacity Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Khan: "While we wait, perhaps the two of you would like to listen to some Justin Bieber?"
     
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    Khan: No no no, you must lisp more! And call me "Both!"
     
  20. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Queen: "Rosebud"
     
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