Movies Caption Contest #251: Captions of Logic

[shivkala]

Spock: They're inoperative below C-Deck.

Saavik: I can confirm, that, "they" are not inoperative, despite the Captain's age.

Spock: I was referring to the turbolifts, we are no longer talking in Code, Lt.

Gillian: Sure you won't change your mind?

Spock: The Captain and I have engaged in what he referred to as "The Devil's Threeway" once. It was not an enjoyable experience.

McCoy: Since when did Starfleet start using Chat Roulette as its main communication software?

Kirk: They didn't. It's my account. I was already logged it, and it was easier. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get into the proper attire, or lack thereof...

 

[tharpdevenport]

Gillian: "Don't tell me in the future they don't have any Grey Poupon either."

Jim: "Well, they don't."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "You're checking Pintrest to find a way out of this situation?"

Kirk: "...it's worked before."

 

[Candlelight]

"Don't try to hide it Admiral, I know what 'see you in seven years' means."

"Perhaps she is wanting wifi for her iPhone?'

"Spock, this isn't the 19th century, stop confusing her"

"What deck are we on?"
"Deck negative 52"
"OK- wait, what?"
"Since fandom hates the turboshaft scene we've decided to change the shaft to a random number generator"
"Want me to down down a level to deck 45,000 and get something for your headache, Jim?"

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: Can you bondo a hull?
Spock: Sigh. Affirmative.
Kirk: Put up a wall?
Spock: Affirmative.
Kirk: Calculate FTL transit through relativistic spacetime?
Spock:......Affirmative.
Kirk: Hop in.
Spock: Every day with this joke.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Jim, is this really a good time to be posting in a caption contest?"

Kirk: "But it's Counselor Troi week!"

 

[golddragon71]

Kirk: Can you believe this guy?!? We spend six months at his parents place in the desert and when we finally decide to head back home, all he has to wear is his underwear and a terry cloth bathrobe.
Spock: I did mention I misplaced my uniform....
Kirk: It was your parents house! You could have picked out some old outfit!
Spock: All my regular clothes were at my apartment...I only go home every seven years

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Excuse me, Admiral, I wonder if I might speak with you about Amway?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Hippies....crazy place 'Frisco.

GILLLIAN: It's 1986 and never call it "'Frisco"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Leonard: "Can I take your order?"

Bill: "This is the worst Wendy's drive-through ever."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Spock: Admiral, I have been unable to locate the 'snipe' you spoke of. Would you care to assist me?

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Wax on, wax off, for a dollar, mister?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Admiral, would you mind using the clicker to unlock the door to the ship?"

Gillian: "The what?"

Kirk: "...shit. No, he meant 'shit.' 'Unlock the door to the shit.'"

 

[CaptainJon]

Spock: You know she's mine in the next one, right?
Kirk: As long as you don't mind sloppy seconds.

Spock: I don't believe you can "go pimping" in an old rusty blue pickup truck.

Spock: I believe it's called "Tetris".

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Couldn't we have just gone with Scotty and tried to take control of the ship ourselves?"

Kirk: "No...that's what they'd expect us to do."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "Dr. Taylor, I detect noxious gases emanating from your rear."
Kirk: "Jesus, Spock! Sorry about that, Doctor. His manners could stand some work."
Spock: "I was referring to the rear of the truck."

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest has begun!

 

[Peach Wookiee]

And locked!