Movies Caption Contest #250: The Caption Adventure Continues...

[LeadHead]

Hello and welcome to the 250th Contest!

First up to the plate, we have the "Seeing your job flashing and falling before your eyes" Award, going to:

Kirk: Are you really the captain of the Enterprise?

Picard: Of course I am. That's her right there....... Plummeting toward the planet

Next, we have the "Stonecutters" Award, going to:

Picard: "Remove the Stone of Shame! Attach the Stone of Triumph!"

Riker: "...uh, sir, that's kind of a bad idea..."

Next, we have the "Crucial decisions" award, going to:

In this image, you can see the exact moment when Riker decided to kill Data.

Great Photoshops this time around, couldn't decide between the finalists, so they both win!

"Frak."

And...

Riker: "... Avast and belay!"

There were many that were blended very well, once again, the indecision of LeadHead is a good thing for people!

Picard: "Run out the starboard battery! I'll show these pesky trekkies what a cannon violation really is!"

Also...

Kirk: Well, at least I won't die alone.

Picard: ...Yeah, let's go with that.

And...

RIKER: And on a final note. The floggings will continue until morale improves.

Many thanks to everyone who participated and congratulations to our winners!

250? Wow, that's a great milestone, I'm so pleased to see this contest still running. (despite my slow speed at starting new ones )

Such great fun, every contest. Such humor, such creativity, such energy and such great people.

Thank you all.

And now, how about some pictures to caption?

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Data: I believe we are lost, Sir.

Picard: No, we're not. Just around the next hill.

Worf: Captain, our destination is a skiing lodge.

Chang: Doctor McCoy, can you speak to any instances where Captain Kirk has exercised poor judgement?

McCoy: Oh boy...

Data: You missed a spot.

 

[Maurice]

DATA: Midlife crisis, sir?
PICARD: What makes you ask?

BONES: Brother, Kling-Pop music is the ass end of space.

DATA: You realize, sir, that in this sector, this action means we are married.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

TFTW, LeadHead!

McCoy: "Jim! Jim, can you hear me!"
Kirk: "You have to pull the string tight, Bones."

 

[Smellincoffee]

McCoy: Hello? Yeah, this is McCoy. Well now! Good to hear from you! Well, wait -- I'm on trial for my life, can I call you back?

Data: I concur. Wet-shaving is far superior to shaving using aerosol cream.

As it turns out, a sun-baked desert is a poor place to go mud-riding.

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "When exactly were you two going to tell me there was a ditch right here?"

Chang: "How much did you have to drink at the officer's mess on the night in question?"

McCoy: "Not as much as you. You were in the corner sobbing, whining about how with the military cutbacks you were going to get furloughed, your wife leaving you for your cousin Krang..."

Chang: "...I think that's enough."

Data: "Sir, would minute pieces of toilet paper be more efficient?"

 

[Ithekro]

Singing: We're off to outer space. We're leaving mother Earth. To save the human race. Our, Star, Blazers.

 

[doubleohfive]

EDIT: I have been remiss! Thanks for the win!

That awkward moment when McCoy realized where Captain Von Trapp had disappeared to all those years ago...

Justin Lin's epic crossover - Star Trek and the Fast and the Furious was a decently shot action film but sadly hewed too closely to another poorly received Star Trek film for fans to truly embrace it.

 

[Nerys Myk]

JIMMY: Out of the way grandpa!

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Anyone get the feeling that kid's been stalking us for like the last six years?"

 

[Gepard]

PICARD: "If we drive this franchise off a cliff, it'll fly!"

[punches gas]

 

[TwoJakes]

Worf: "Sure, make the black guy sit in the back."

.

 

[doubleohfive]

JIMMY: Out of the way grandpa!

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Jim, he wants to know if we have Prince Albert in a can. Is Albert a new ensign?"

 

[doubleohfive]

JIM: Argofuckyourself!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Data: "Yes, sir, it does appear you chin looks like butt cleavage. We may have to censor that just to be on the safe side for Soviet Google."

 

[Finn]

Riker: …Smooth as an Android's behind…

Data: Actually, my gluteals are quite hairy. Soong wanted…

Riker: Thank you *walks away*

 

[shivkala]

Star Trek X: Beyond Thunderdome

Chang - Hey, Doctor McCoy!
McCoy - I think I hear my name.
Audience - Hey, Doctor McCoy!
McCoy - I think I hear it again!
Audience - You're wanted on the telephone!
McCoy - If it isn't Captain Kirk, I'm not at home!
Audience - with a ring a ding, ding, ding, ding oh yeah, with a ring, a ding, ding, ding, ding, oh yeah
Audience - Hey, Captain Kirk!

Spiner: If we "grew the beard" during the second season, leading to an increase of quality in our third season, what does it mean if you shaved the same beard off?

Frakes: It means, we added a part to the scene where you find the holoship. Now, you'll be jumping over a shark to get to it.

http://www.trekbbs.com//www.pinterest.com/pin/create/extension/

 

[Rat Boy]

Chang: "Oh don't worry, even if you're found not guilty, you're running up a pile of overage charges."

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Damn it, Jim. I winning those concert tickets. Drop your radio!