Movies Caption Contest #10

[Mark de Vries]

Another winner, this time by popular demand: It's Nerys Myk, who came up with the following cut scene from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

Worthy of some celebration perhaps, this tenth caption contest here?

Well, at least there's champagne in the new picture:

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Deanna: "Trust me Will, as smooth as an android's bottom."

Will, thinking: "Hold on, how does she know what an android's bottom feels like... I think I'm going to have a chat with Mr Data."

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "Uh...er...I'm not in right now, so please leave a message at the sound of the tone. Beep!"

Worf: "You're not fooling us, sir."

 

[Gertch]

Riker: "Wait - if those are your hands, who's underwater?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "I never had sex with a telepathic diplomat using me to dump all his negative emotions on."

*Deanna drinks*

Riker: "I never had sex with a genetically engineered bureaucrat."

*Deanna drinks*

Riker: "I never had sex with your evil twin."

*Deanna drinks*

Riker (worried): "I...never had sex with a Klingon?"

*Deanna drinks*

Riker: "I never had a threesome with a Klingon and a Trill. I know you've never done that one!"

*Deanna drinks*

Riker: "Damn!"

 

[terranova]

Riker: I think the good ship Lollipop just suffered a core breach.

 

[Gertch]

Riker: "I just realized there were no bubbles in the water until you started drinking the champagne."

 

[jonnyskywatcher]

Riker: I feel too depressed to finish shaving. If only they had put me in command, I'm sure Nemesis would have been a hit.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Thanks for the win. But credit must be given to Shatmandu for the "set up".

 

[Nerys Myk]

Riker: If both her hands are on the glass, who just touched my butt?

 

[cultcross]

Riker hadn't done this 'shaving' thing in a while, and went a bit overboard on the foam.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Stickying now!

 

[Gertch]

Peach Wookiee said:
Stickying now!

Troi: "Already Will? I was just getting ready."

 

[Adagio]

Riker: Captain?

 

[Valin]

Riker: "I get to shave you next."

 

[Nebusj]

The men and women of Star Fleet continue to proudly serve their country in spite of the dark and deadly valley they walk through in the War.

 

[Adagio]

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

 

[Mark de Vries]

^Ooh, that's bad.

 

[Kirby]

Riker: Wait a minute, this isn't a jacuzzi tub; so where are these bubbles coming from?

 

[USS Valkyrie]

Good Will Riker was always afraid of sharp objects ever since his abduction and anal probing at the hands of the silicone based aliens.