Movie Caption Contest #85: Just for Laughs

[Candlelight]

The crew laughed even harder after Chekov shat himself.

Riker was proud of his photoshop effort. Deanna and Crusher in a hot tub. How could be fail?

Moments later Deanna ripped his ear off.

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk, through the intercom: "Where the hell is my prized collection of Klingon translation handbooks?!?"

Uhura knew she was gonna get roasted but the prank was worth it.

 

[S'kai]

UHURA:"Pavel! You really did think you could find something to fit Commander Scott in the Sears catalog!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

The crew after reading all the negative reactions to the latest Star Trek movie on the Trekbbs.

 

[scottydog]

Koenig: "We didn't need someone as big as you to hide Doohan's missing finger."

 

[Rat Boy]

Frakes and Sirtis smirk over the fact that AMC is airing Nemesis tonight and all the residuals they'll get since all the networks preempted their normal programming because of the Obama press conference.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Hurray, I won. Quick, print it out and frame it!

Klingon: "Nuta gros, reen?"
Uhura: "Wait a minute, wait a minute..."
Klingon: "Huh?"
Uhura: "I said wait a minute in Klingon, you son of a..."
Scott: "Lassie, what's Klingon for, 'Aren't these ten ton dictionaries digitised and stored on the Enterprise computer'?"
Uhura: ... "Doh!"
Scott: "With a handy pronunciation guide..."
Chekov: "Plot holes were inwented in Russia."

Troi: "I like the face fuzz. It felt just like Grignak's between my thighs last night."
Riker: "Mmm yeah..."
Troi chuckles: "'Position you name, money I name, or gigolo no.'"
Riker: "Mmm yeah... whut!"

Uhura: "Kvetch... Gagh... R'Usol..."
Klingon in perfect English: "Please, Federationer, stop mauling the language. You think we don't have scanners, you think we can't tell the difference between an Orion freighter and a Constitution II starship with a doctored warp signature. Please! You're heading to Q'onos right? Fine by me, the bastards there cut our pay last month.
Uhura: "Umm..."
Klingon: "Just do me a favour and not nuke Karvath province, my grandmother lives there with her fifty pet targs, batty woman, but I love her."

 

[Shatmandu]

For fun, the Rikers would read Worf's old love letters to Deanna.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Riker: Lower... lower... lower... TOO LOW! Hmmm... Lower.
Deanna: <sigh>

Uhura: I can't believe that dump, crabhead fell for our ruse.

(Laughter from crew)

Klingon: What in Sto-Vo-kor?!
Chekov: Left the channel open again, did we?

 

[Triskelion]

Nothing perked up the bridge like a rousing game of Old Man River Bra Clasp Foreign Obscenity Fart Catch.

Oh Will. Here's one with you and Captain Picard playing each other's 'bone and flute.
Yes. And you with your knee cymbals.
Good times.

 

[Rat Boy]

I'm thinking of doing a special "Fill in the blank" award next week. So, fill in this blank:

If tricking the Klingons failed, Uhura's fallback plan was to...

For example:

If tricking the Klingons failed, Uhura's fallback plan was to launch into her patented rendition of "The Aristocrats."

Or:

If tricking the Klingons failed, Uhura's fallback plan was to ask them to find someone with the last name Hugandkiss, first name Amanda.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

I'm thinking of doing a special "Fill in the blank" award next week. So, fill in this blank:

If tricking the Klingons failed, Uhura's fallback plan was to...

As the Joker would say, I wanna play...

If tricking the Klingons failed, Uhura's fallback plan was to do a fan dance and everyone laughed but not with her, at her.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Everyone laughed as the Ensign knocked Scotty out with a mean right hook.

 

[Nerys Myk]

If tricking the Klingons failed, Uhura's fallback plan was read from Sh'Kee G'Rns Klingon Jokebook

 

[Alrik]

If tricking the Klingons failed, Uhura's fallback plan was to play the part of an automated attendant stating that "You're call is very important to us, please hold on the line for the next available representitive". During the dead time between messages, the crew were to hum the Carpenters 'Sing a Song'.

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "No time for that, Deanna. I'm trying to figure out what Uhura's fallback plan was."

 

[Alrik]

If tricking the Klingons failed, Uhura's fallback plan was to inform them that that they had just been Punk'd and that Ashton Kutcher XII would soon be transporting to their location.

 

[Alrik]

Riker: "Someones feeling frisky."

Troi: "Do tell."

Riker: "Well, either thats you nipple poking me in the shoulder, or your comm badge is riding lower than normal."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

If tricking the Klingons failed, Uhura's fallback plan was to tell them the Martin Luther King story until they killed themselves just so they wouldn't have to hear it no more.

 

[Maurice]

The cast reacts to seeing CRT monitors on their "futuristic" bridge set.