Movie Caption Contest #77: Rising to the Occasion

[cooleddie74]

"I didn't have the heart to tell my son or his shipmates that they left the toddler seat on the hull."

KOENIG:"DAMN YOU, Viagra !!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

AMANDA: So, did you tell him?

SAAVIK: Nah, I'm gonna til he's backstage at the Maury Povich Show.

 

[Gertch]

"A little quicker Mr Data. They're getting away."

 

[Candlelight]

"A bird of prey!"
"A bird of prey!"
"A bird of prey!"
"It's only a model"
"Shhh"

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock's Mother: "So, you ever had lesbian sex with an old Earthling?"

 

[Triskelion]

What is it Data?

Sir, the entire landing party has just jumped a ferocious selachian fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body, two dorsal fins and rows of sharp teeth.

 

[Candlelight]

What is it Data?

Sir, the entire landing party has just jumped a ferocious selachian fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body, two dorsal fins and rows of sharp teeth.

"I'm sorry I don't follow, Data, why don't you do something with your emotion chip while I try and bang this woman, Riker can shave, Georgi can get new eyes, Worf can make some lame excuse to get into this movie and the women can do nothing"
"They should really do something sir"
"Very well Mr Data, have them talk about their breasts"

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "No amount of scrubbing will get the stink of this movie off, Mister Data."

 

[Candlelight]

Everyone was happy when Data found the captain's log.

 

[Triskelion]

Everyone was happy when Data found the captain's log.

^ Yet curiously no one remarked when he located the Captain's stool.

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Data, where are you going?"

Data: "I put the ship down as collateral on a bet on the Cardinals."

Picard: "Stupid gambling chip!"

Data: "And I also put your yacht down on the dalmatians for the Puppy Bowl."

Picard: "Goddammit!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "I don't see why you can't just go in the woods like everyone else <then under breath:> fuckin' robot."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Amanda: There. Is. Another.

 

[Toban Kal]

Oh sure, off he goes to save the Galaxy, again. But you can be sure, he's not going to take even a minute to call his mother and let her know he's OK. *sigh* That boy...

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Amanda: "God, I need a new landscaper."

 

[Candlelight]

Where will you be when your diarrhea strikes?

 

[Toban Kal]

Data: Captain, I believe that I am detecting a large creature living in the lake, possibly a species of aquatic dinosaur.
Picard: For the last time Data, the Ba'ku-ness monster does NOT exist.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Poor bastards.

They never knew the Landing Zone Police put three tickets on their hull for violating time limits."

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"Odd, Captain.

My tricorder is detecting residual traces of...K-Y Lubricant?"

PICARD:"Then the old story WAS true. Admiral Cooleddie did once visit this planet long ago."

 

[Candlelight]

Picard hoped no one would notice his erection.