Riker: Space herpes? I told you not to go down on Deanna, but I didn't think you'd try to put your nose in her.
Movie Caption Contest #73: Klingons on Parade
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Riker: Space herpes? I told you not to go down on Deanna, but I didn't think you'd try to put your nose in her.
Riker: "You know, in the early years, your hair made you look like a sissy."
Worf: "Funny, people said the same thing about you, until you grew the beard..."
RIKER:"That's nothing.
When we were first dating, Deanna gave me a cold sore you could see from half a light-year away."
BOND:"No...not that 'Q.'
What the bloody hell are you people even TALKING about, anyways?!"
CHANG:"I'm thinking of a kellicam measurement between 1,000 and 50,000...
K'nag...
YOU FIRST!!!"
While Chang gives his orders the Klingon on the left is momentarily distracted wondering why there's a rod of kryptonite on his console.
Riker: Hey Worf. Why is your face like Data's bed?
Worf: (growls)
Riker: Because they both have a spot on them! Ah-hahahaha.
Worf: If you were any other man....
Riker: A pimple and gas! God, did a targ up and die in your ass.
Riker:"So Worf, mind if I have a go with Jadzia this weekend.....I mean it seems only fair."
Worf:"If you were any other man, I'd kill you were you stand, but since I left your future wife torn to shreds, have at it. But I suggest that you make and advanced appointment with Dr Crusher for afterwards.....Jadzia tends to get a bit....feisty."
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