Chang: "Tell me, what is this bukkake of which you speak?"
Movie Caption Contest #73: Klingons on Parade
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Chang: "Tell me, what is this bukkake of which you speak?"
Chang: 'If you 3 win this competition, we will have failed.''
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"That was a terrible impersonation of Elvis Presley. The dancing was hideous. It was just karaoke with a capital K."
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"You sounded like Cher after she's been to the dentist.''
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"Did you really believe you could become the Klingon Idol? Well, then, you're deaf."
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“You're useless, I'm bored - yes or no?"
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"Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.”
Riker: "Worf, something you what to tell me?"
Worf: "Dabo girl crabs from our last stop at DS9, Quark will pay for this..."
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"We are Klingons! Klingons do NOT say 'That's what she said' when ordered to perform a sustained assault on the rear entry!"
"*SIIIGGGHHH* Captain Sisko's busy fighting Jem'Hadar soldiers, Changeling infiltrators and Dominion attack ships, and I'm stuck on the Enterprise listening to near-geriatric women talk about their sagging tits and the biggest threat for the Federation flagship is an old geezer and a first officer's overuse of Aqua Velva."
"We are Klingons! Klingons do NOT say 'That's what she said' when ordered to perform a sustained assault on the rear entry!"
"*SIIIGGGHHH* Captain Sisko's busy fighting Jem'Hadar soldiers, Changeling infiltrators and Dominion attack ships, and I'm stuck on the Enterprise listening to near-geriatric women talk about their sagging tits and the biggest threat for the Federation flagship is an old geezer and a first officer's overuse of Aqua Velva."
Worf: "Crusher made me do nude jumping jacks. I was then groped and licked before being excused."
Riker: "So what? The McCoy procedure has been required for decades."
Worf: "But it wasn't Beverly Crusher. It was Wesley."
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Riker: "You changed your uniform."
Worf: "My Klingon physiology caused a delayed reaction to the years of drinking prune juice."
"What's so creepy about my shaved face, Commander?
You weren't complaining the other night after that pint of warnog."
K'NAG(whispering):"The General will never find where he hid the two parts of his Ab Cruncher."
Riker: "Oh, I see how it is. Worf's too cool to hang out with us now that he's on DS9."
Worf: "That's not what I meant-"
Riker: "Can't hang out on the holodeck with me cause you've character development to do, huh? Fine. I'll go hang out with Lieutenant Daniels."
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Chang: "For the last time, 'The Rapist' is not a category!"
"What about 'anal bum cover'?"
Worf: "Crusher made me do nude jumping jacks. I was then groped and licked before being excused."
Riker: "So what? The McCoy procedure has been required for decades."
Worf: "But it wasn't Beverly Crusher. It was Wesley."
If I was judging, that would be the winner, hands down! I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything, or else it would be all over my keyboard now.
Tactical Officer: "Enterprise approaching. Distance 5000 kalikams.
Chang: "Prepare to cloak!"
Tactical Officer: "General, the computer will not transmit the command. I can't activate the cloaking device!"
Chang: "By Teberius' beard! We should never have used Windows Vista!"
Riker thinks: Damn! Wish I had a beard like his!
Riker: Anybody tell ya your head looks like a fanny?
Worf: Oh, suck my ridges!
007: "First you're bald and English with a facial scar...then you're American and the scar's gone...then you're even MORE English and have hair.
Now this. You know, old boy, it's soon going to be impossible for even your own men to recognize your bloody ass."
RIKER:"Don't be too embarrassed, Worf.
Deanna never let me use the Pleasure Glove on her, either."
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