Movie Caption Contest #69: A Little Pick-Me Up

[Shatmandu]

Khan: "I never forget a face. And your Asian friend gave me the worst blowjob I've ever received."
Chekov: "All teeth, right? Been there, buddy."

 

[Gertch]

Geordi: "Data, it doesn't mean to literally give people a piece of your mind."
Data: "That is perhaps why the Captain did not want the skin off my teeth."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Khan: "Ahab and Moby Dick.
Chekov: "Halloween, when the pants browned."
Terrell: "Grignak, the fishfaced coffee asswipe begging forgiveness."
Khan: "Grrr. AHAB!"
Chekov: "Brown pants..."
Terrell: "Grignak?"
Khan: ... ... ...

Chekov and Terrell: "Shaka, when the walls fell!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KHAN:"How about I plant a whole foot of rich corinthian leather up your pinko Russian ass?"

TERRELL:"NO!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!

No more bloopers and outtakes from BLOSSOM!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"I had more LEGOs than this.

Where the hell are the rest of 'em?"

 

[LeadHead]

Spy Kids 4: We forgot Grandpa's Birthday

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Khan: "Gentlemen... are you enjoying your private viewing of Battlefield Earth?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

JOACHIM: I think they want to be fed.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Samwise Gamgee offsets his hobbitness by sapping all the height from Chekov and Terrell.

 

[Shatmandu]

Khan: "I understand the need for safe sex, but this is bound to be the worst facial ever ..."

 

[LeadHead]

Khan: I am sure that you do not like my methods, just tell me what I want to know and I promise that I will turn off the Britney Spears album.

 

[Shatmandu]

Khan: "You must have known we were here. Your Asian friend Sulu stops by for a monthly ... tune up ... from the fellas, in much the same manner as we are speaking today ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

KHAN:"Do not let them up and release the eels from their helmets until they admit our chests and pecs are FABULOUS."

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"Yes. They are isolinear, positronic memory engrams, Geordi.


So was your mama."

 

[Atavachron]

Audio Caption HERE (It's the first of its kind!)


Atavachron

 

[Candlelight]

Audio Caption HERE (It's the first of its kind!)
Atavachron

Truly a magical age we live in.

 

[cooleddie74]

KHAN:"Welcome to our little Gay Eurotrash Disco Trailer, gentlemen."

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"Next time, remind me to bring a handkerchief first.

Yuck."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Data: "And all I have to do is ... phone home?"

 

[Captain Zog]

Khan: Your lunch money. Hand it to me now or I shall wring it from your weakling neck.

Khan: He may look like one of the Beatles, but he certainly doesn't sing like one.

Data: Mm...Tasty!

Data: Ooh, my android back is giving in. This is way too much effort to be making for a half-baked sequel.