Movie Caption Contest #65: Hanging Around

[jgdst]

Spock: I will never understand why you don't take the turbolift, like me.
Kirk: Spock, you don't understand... The Trek XI forum told me to climb to the top and announce that A SHOUTING SPOCK IS BORN!
*rumble*
Kirk: This can't be good...
Spock: You, sir, are a fool.

Picard: Heeeey! What's happenin' hot stuff?

How do you work the damn hydraulic suspension on this thing?!

Shatner: Is that my album you're playing on that ghetto blaster?!
Vomit: Yep, it makes me salivate unctrollably... Sexy...
Shatner: aaaaaAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

^ I've been given a flash of inspiration from that.

Punker: Hey, mister, wanna see my "Rocket Man?"
Kirk: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Hey, George! Hate to break it to you, but your wife Emily there buys it in Act 3!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Go find Bones.

Tell him I'm not coming down until he puts some damn clothes on."

Picard always hated it when Data tried out new rides at used shuttle lots.

VOMIT:"Loved you on T.J. HOOKER.

What was kissing Adrian Zmed like?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Since you're not doing anything but staring at my ass while I climb this thing, can you go make sure Bones isn't drinking all our liquor?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: I see the new Oldsmobiles are in early this year.

 

[cooleddie74]

"This timeline's got EVERYTHING!"

 

[Candlelight]

"Sulu was extremely happy as he was sure there was no chance in hell of there being any gay joke made this week"
"Where is Mr Sulu?"
"He's gone off into the woods with Chekov"
"Zoink!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatner: "What the hell are you trying to do with those rocket boots, show me up? You're just lucky I don't rewrite the script to have you killed again."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "Well super-double quadruple dumbass on you... jerk."

Spock: "Illogical"

Picard: "AHHH! He's merging in the middle of a fucking turn!!!"

 

[Atavachron]

Kirk: "Goin' my way, sailor?"

Atavachron

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy."

SPOCK:"The Fonz.

Twentieth-century Earth television.

I get the reference.

And it STILL is not funny."

PICARD:"The Cloverleaf's coming up, Commander...watch for the construction work on the new subspace relay at Exit 104!"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Kirk: "You Fucking cheater!, Get back to the bottom and climb like normal people."

Picard: " Last one back to the ship, has to wash the skid marks from Worf's shorts"

Punker: [ swishy]"Hi,sweetie, touqueor helmet?"

Shatner: "Where the Fuck is Takei when you need him."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Damnit, Spock, I come all the way up here to get away from your logically nagging.
Spock: But I missed you, dear.

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "Tell McCoy to hurry up and remove this mole from my back".

 

[Atavachron]

PICARD:"The Cloverfield's coming up, Commander...watch for the construction work on the new subspace relay at Exit 104!"

Atavachron

 

[Atavachron]

Kirk: "Why don't you go pester Doctor McCoy for awhile?"

Atavachron

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: "Why don't you go pester Doctor McCoy for awhile?"

Atavachron

Spock: I believe that Doctor McCoy is not in the best of moods...

 

[M'Sharak]

"Ohhhhh, you want Harrison Street! Well, you just sit tight and I'll tell you where to get off, 'kay?"
"Well, I... I... "

 

[Nerys Myk]

FALFA: Hey, you know a guy around here with a piss yellow duece coupe?