Movie Caption Contest #65: Hanging Around

[John Picard]

Kirk: Spock, if you have to take a leak, kindly point yourself *that way*."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Could you go check to see if I left the iron on?"

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Thanks for the win!

Kirk: ".. and stop staring at my ass. That's an order!"

Spock: "My apologies, Captain. That mind meld with Sulu must have affected me more that I thought."

 

[Candlelight]

"All this time alone Spock has got me wondering... why DID Scotty bring his nephew to the bridge instead of sickbay?"

"He doesn't even know I'm alive..."

Kirk couldn't believe his thoughts about the bus suddenly stopping were becoming visible.

 

[Rat Boy]

 

[Outpost4]

Vomit explains how he got his nickname.

Far be it for me to correct you, Rat Boy, but that should be:

Kirk demonstrates how Vomit got his nickname.

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: I have just one question, captain. How do you climb with that big of a stomach?

 

[Gertch]

"That's why he's driving so slow. He's on his friggin cell phone!"

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Go climb your own mountain.

This was serious business between Picard and Data: Who could get to Target first the day after Thanksgiving?

 

[Candlelight]

[Removed per board rules]

To this day, Picard has never revealed exactly how or why he lost control of the shuttle.

 

[Candlelight]

"Take a hike, Sylar, anybody can fly in this day and age"

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "Spock, for the last time; this ain't New Zealand, you're no Hobbit... and as for that Mt Doom behind me, it's just someone's pathetic, failed attempt to win a caption contest using MS Paint"
Candlelight: "Screw you, rocketman"

 

[Nebusj]

``... and when those punks Adam West and Burt Ward climb up here I take them by surprise and give them me twisker punch!''
``Captain, even if they should climb up here, the `twisker punch' is Popeye's, not yours.''
``... Shut up.''

``What the ... that's last week's Caption Contest over there! I missed it!''

``Oh yeah? I bet you I can too direct!''

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: What happened to your black tunic?
Kirk: Not now, Spock. Not now.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: It's pronounced Yō-SEM-i-tē, Spock, not Yō-sem-ĪT...and we're both Jewish.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Go fetch my piss bottle.

I won't be able to hold that bourbon long enough to get down from here."

 

[cooleddie74]

Data and Picard could never resist a good bluescreen hot rod challenge.

KIRK:"Sheeeesh, boy...

What did you EAT?!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Data: "Pardon me, sir, but do you have any Grey Poupon?"

Picard: "But of course!"

 

[26138]

Kirk: Spock, if you have to take a leak, kindly point yourself *that way*."

Spock: Both of them?

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: I see the time with your nephew Vomit was well spent.