Picard: "Mr. Data, the coordinates you gave me seem to be slightly... off."
Movie Caption Contest #65: Hanging Around
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Picard: "Mr. Data, the coordinates you gave me seem to be slightly... off."
"Come quickly Mr Data, I think I found your grandfather!"
"Lecture me all you want, but we'll see who has the last laugh. Someday, there'll be some sort of forum for people who love Star Trek, and they'll talk about how my movie was superior both in story and visual effects to yours. Now get me some damn glue, my toupee's blowing off."
"Computer, make a note that on this day, I'm logging an official petition to the Federation Council that ALL spinners be banned from Starfleet shuttlecraft."
Picard: "Yes... yes... for the sake of the future of all mankind, I will have a small Sprite"
Wow, Kentucky really got built up.
Oh, there's those haters. Don't look don't look don't look!
Gimme a fatburger and a coke! Shut up Weslie! You can't have no Jar Jar Binks cup! Now find me a dollar thirty-seven cents!
It's really sad, how his life went to hell after he married that redheaded shrew.
Nice ass, though.
Captain, are you referring to her or - oh, just never mind.
Get in, Juan-Luc Junior! It's time for dinner! No I don't want to see a severed human foot, let's go!
Shatner: You bitch! They told me that 'piece was on backorder!
Vomit: Well you ought to try being nicer to people.
PICARD: The Hitchhikers get creepier with every mile.
PICARD: (nervous) Maybe I wont ask directions, I can find the freeway on my own.
PICARD: (whistles) Hey sweetie! Ditch the bagboy and I'll show you what a real man can do!
PICARD: Dammit! Those are new rims!!!!!
PICARD: You guys call for a tow truck?
PICARD: Hey buddy, how much for the little one? She looks feisty!
KIRK: Did I hit him???
MCCOY: You're ok Jim, maybe just a little scratch.
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"Peep show's THAT way, Captain Blue Balls."
Kirk: "A Starbuck's? In Yosemite? No, Spock, try Fresno."
Picard: "'Try these coordinates, you'll love it,' he says. KIIIIIIRRRRK!"
"UH-OH.
We arrived in 1978. Callaghan's still prime minister. Let's get the bloody hell outta here!!"
Kirk: "White Power, Spock!"
Spock: "That is quite illogical."
"I had a near death experience back there Spock... I swear I saw a bright light... and God spoke to me!"
"Captain, the chances of you seeing God are highly unlikely. I'd sooner fire phasers on a Klingon Bird of Prey than believe God appeared to you"
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