Movie Caption Contest #65: Hanging Around

[Rat Boy]

Please put your tray-tables and seatbacks in the upright and locked position, because we're coming up on a new caption contest. Obviously, along with small children and the elderly, we must give priority seating to...

For the picture of Sulu embracing his inner Apocalypse Now, the winner is...

When Sulu said he'd ridden a Huey before, this wasn't what he had in mind.

And for the one of James Cromwell being dragged out of his home to appear in "Broken Bow," our winner is...

"NOT NOW MADELINE!"

And finally, the award for reading my mind when I first picked the following picture out...

Home Alone 5000: Lost in Space

I'm not that easy to read, am I? Anyway, congratulations to Diesel Micky Dolenz, Gertch, and Peach Wookie. Here's the updated numbers:

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 31
Candlelight (Hall of Fame) 28
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 23
Gertch 19
The Laughing Vulcan 15
Outpost4 15
Shatmandu 14
Turd Ferguson 11
Triskelion 10
Diesel Micky Dolenz 10
scottydog 9
Nebusj 9
BriGuy 9
EliyahuQeoni 9
Kegek 8
cultcross 7
zephramac 7
middyseafort 7
DS9Sega 7
Tharpdevenport 6
John_Picard 5
SciFi75 5
CaptainJon 4
Haggis and Tatties 4
Skywalker 4
The Cutest of Borg 4
NCC-1701 4
Defcon 4
Kirby 4
LeadHead 4
Finn 4
Atavachron 4
Herkimer Jitty 4
Sisu 3
David_Leese 3
archerguy1701 3
Starpaul20 3
ancient 3
chancellorjake 3
jptrekker 3
Bad Atom 3
Peach Wookie 3
J. Allen 2
Arthur Frelling Dent 2
SeerSGB 2
Lloyd_Dobbler 2
nil_jones 2
OphaClyde 2
Gagarin 2
cardinal biggles 1
Vasquez Rocks 1
Valin 1
Nathan_Heller 1
Guartho 1
Alyssa 1
A beaker full of death 1
rmkwebdesign 1
Starlock 1
Redshirts Widow 1
Admiral Garak 1
Broccoli 1
Mister.Woof 1
The Squire of Gothos 1
A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees 1
battrekker 1
DrBob 1
Sector7 1
USS Mariner 1
hmbnimbus 1
S'Kai 1
H F Mudd 1
dukesman 1
Fire 1
Super Grover 1
Johnnyracefan 1
Mistral 1
SciFi75 1
jongredic 1

This week, for our first picture, we have Leonard Nimoy debating William Shatner about background composition in a shot. Our second picture features Picard taking on the Gold-Yellow-White Baron in a classic dogfight. Our last picture, as suggested by M'Sharak, features the return of Vomit in a behind-the-scenes photo with Shatner again. Rock on, dudes and dudettes:

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatner: "Look, I know El Capitan is over there, but half of those geeks probably have never left their home town let alone gone to Yosemite."

Picard only raced for pinks.

Vomit explains how he got his nickname.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: I'm trying to make an ascent here, so why don't you shove a mountain up that Vulcan asshole of yours and scram!

Picard: Mother fucker cut me off!

Shatner: Takei did what to you?!
Punker: Don't knock it till you try it, sweetie.

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "That dent wasn't in the fender when I loaned it to him. DATA!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Punker: You looking for a whale... well, today's your lucky day, daddy, 'cause a got a whale in these leather pants!
Kirk: SPOCK!!!!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Someone in a jacket like that can't mock my climbing sweat shirt."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "Not without lubricant, Admiral."

Picard: "From this altitude, all those people look like ants. Humbling in a way."
Radio: "Starbase Epsilon command to Shuttle Bozeman II, you are now cleared for launch. Pleasant trip Captain."
Picard: "Hmm, I guess they were ants."

Spewton: "Actually, I'm Vomit's butt double, for the sex scene. Actually, I really wanted the part to meet that wonderful George Takei, I don't suppose you could arrange an introduction."

 

[zephramc]

Picard: Oh snap, he's got NOS!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Spock auditions for the role of the Great Gazoo.

Picard: "Well, double-dumbass on you!"

Shat: "Please hold on, sudden stops are... what? What's the rest say??? We're gonna die aren't we?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatner: "Stewardess! There's a punk on the wing and he's making weird faces at me!"

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "Don't jump, Captain. There is much to live for."

Kirk: "But I'm going to gain 60 lbs. in the next 20 years!!"

Spock: "Jump, Captain."

 

[Mistral]

Steve Martin couldn't figure out why he kept losing parts at auditions until Bill Shatner gave him some hair-styling tips.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hey. Wanna look at and bother something?

There's a huge trilobite fossil over there shaped like Scotty's head. LEAVE ME ALONE."

The Daytona 500,000,000 always ended with a grudge match.

 

[Nerys Myk]

NIMOY: It's only a model.

PICARD: What the...? Is he flipping me off?

VOMIT: Give us a kiss, luv

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"LEAVE ME ALONE, dammit.

Wanna pester something old and stiff? Bones is somewhere down there spanking it to Orion slave magazines."

DATA:"I've got the shipment of Coors, Bald Bandit!

Now let's high-tail it to the New Arkansas Colony before the Starfleet Smokeys show up!!"

VOMIT:"You've never seen ONE single episode of THE YOUNG ONES?

Bloody liar."

 

[The Cutest of Borg]

Two Punks, One Cup.

 

[Nerys Myk]

VOMIT: And it's not a wig!

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Hey buddy, they call it the fast lane for a reason!"

 

[Mistral]

"The restroom's over there. Stopping peeing on McCoy and go use it!"

 

[Mistral]

Picard gazed longingly out of the window at Data. The soft skin glowing golden in the setting sun, the way the wind whipped his hair back as he drove...Picard couldn't help himself.

He'd completely forgotten how much higher up the pilots of passing space freighters sat...