Movie Caption Contest #64: Pilot Error

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

When Sulu said he'd ridden a Huey before, this wasn't what he had in mind.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Is...is that...

Is that a FAIRY on the windshield?

OH. Right. The fairy's inside the chopper."

GEORDI:"Told ya feeding Dr. Cochrane nothing but cheese and nuts for a whole day before the flight would cause problems."

 

[Candlelight]

"Right, that's the windscreen wipers on."
"Kirk to Sulu, you ready?"
"Yep, just gotta get the blinkers jammed on then I'll set this baby to 20kph"
"Understood. See you in August"

Toby the dentist decided to do all three patients at once.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Gay Froce One to L.Z.

Where do you want the shipment of facial moisturizers and pink taffida, over?"

 

[Candlelight]

^ That's 'Gay Force One'.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Anyone there on the ground know how to dislodge a rubber latex butt plug from the exhaust vents of the control board?"

GEORDI:"I knew it."

WILL:"Damn fool looked into the Ark."

 

[Outpost4]

"Atomic batteries to power...turbines to speed..."

 

[cooleddie74]

AIRWOLF: THE NEXT GENERATION

This time...the action's FABULOUS

 

[cooleddie74]

"DAMMMMIT!!!!

I could swear a talking pig just jumped out in front of the ship!!!"

 

[Gertch]

"Crap. Did I leave my makeup behind?"

Cochrane: "Coolant leak! We've got a coolant leak!"
Geordi: "I love this guy" *tear*

 

[Outpost4]

"Assless chaps?"

 

[Gertch]

"Assless chaps?"

Geordi: "What did he think the event horizon of a black hole looked like?"

 

[Mistral]

Cochrane: "Oh, my God in Heaven!" Geordi glanced at Riker knowingly.

"Yeah, that was our first reaction when we saw Worf naked, too. But you'll learn to like it."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Where will you be when powerful, POWERFUL ass-ripping diarreah comes back?

 

[Rat Boy]

Cochrane has just learned that in spite of all the work he put in to the warp engine so he could buy an island and populate it with naked women, money is abolished in the future.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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Cochran: Ahhhhhhh!
Geordi: Well, it could be worse... Deanna could be driving.

 

[Candlelight]

Cochrane is shown the future but decides, after seeing the events of Nemesis, to warp the ship into the planet to put Riker & Geordi out of their misery.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Hey, I won a new prize! Go me!

Sulu: "What if I... flick on your landing lights?"

(Helicopter shudders and makes weird noises)

Sulu: "You like that, don't you. You dirty helicopter, you."

Little did Zephram Cochrane know that upon exiting warp space, he'd bring hell back with him.

It's scientifically proven.

Just ask Michio Kaku.

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu realizes he's about to land on the wrong nude beach.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Damn, after all those stick flying innuendos and double entendres, the least that pilot could've done was given me a damn reacharound."

Dr. Cochrane's playlist after Steppenwolf was a puzzling one for Commanders Riker and La Forge, who had to endure Michael Bolton, the Bee Gees and finally Slayer and Alicia Keys.