Movie Caption Contest #64: Pilot Error

[Rat Boy]

Sorry, ladies, drinks are now full price for everybody because it's time for another contest! First off, of course, we have to buy a round for...

For the picture of Uhura channeling her inner Samuel L. Jackson, our winner is...

UHURA: Hailing frequencies open! Hailing frequencies open! 40 years of motherfucking hailing frequencies! Open them your goddamn self, ADMIRAL!"

And for the picture of Counselor Troi mixing reverse gear for drive...

Child: Hit me at 30 and there's a 50% chance I'll live
Troi: HOW ABOUT WARP 9 BITCH?!

And our Photoshop winner (and winner of our running closet gag):

"Get in the closet, Sully."

And for the Multi-Picture Caption, who didn't even use a picture from the contest:

Picard: "Great. You just ran over Probert. Now we're going to have to have John Eaves design the next one."

Really, can't say anymore about that last one that hasn't been said about the Hindenburg. Congratulations and here's the updated totals:

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 31
Year of Hell (Hall of Fame) 28
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 23
Gertch 18
The Laughing Vulcan 15
Outpost4 15
Shatmandu 14
Turd Ferguson 11
Triskelion 10
scottydog 9
Nebusj 9
BriGuy 9
EliyahuQeoni 9
Diesel Micky Dolenz 9
Kegek 8
cultcross 7
zephramac 7
middyseafort 7
DS9Sega 7
Tharpdevenport 6
John_Picard 5
SciFi75 5
CaptainJon 4
Haggis and Tatties 4
Skywalker 4
The Cutest of Borg 4
NCC-1701 4
Defcon 4
Kirby 4
LeadHead 4
Finn 4
Atavachron 4
Herkimer Jitty 4
Sisu 3
David_Leese 3
archerguy1701 3
Starpaul20 3
ancient 3
chancellorjake 3
jptrekker 3
Bad Atom 3
J. Allen 2
Arthur Frelling Dent 2
SeerSGB 2
Lloyd_Dobbler 2
Peach Wookie 2
nil_jones 2
OphaClyde 2
Gagarin 2
cardinal biggles 1
Vasquez Rocks 1
Valin 1
Nathan_Heller 1
Guartho 1
Alyssa 1
A beaker full of death 1
rmkwebdesign 1
Starlock 1
Redshirts Widow 1
Admiral Garak 1
Broccoli 1
Mister.Woof 1
The Squire of Gothos 1
A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees 1
battrekker 1
DrBob 1
Sector7 1
USS Mariner 1
hmbnimbus 1
S'Kai 1
H F Mudd 1
dukesman 1
Fire 1
Super Grover 1
Johnnyracefan 1
Mistral 1
SciFi75 1
jongredic 1

Now, on to this week's selection. First up, we have Sulu flying a helicopter by the seat of his pants, which were hopefully on at the time. Second, we have one of the greatest minds in aviation history...who just happens to be scared shitless while flying. I heard Orville Wright had the same problem. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "Well, at least I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

Geordi: "Is he going to be doing that the whole trip?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sulu: on loudhailer "This is the SFPD, yes, you down there, the guys in the leather gear getting it on in Golden Gate park. I can see you... You're doing it wrong."

And history was irrevocably altered when Riker swapped the Steppenwolf disc for Girl's Aloud...

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "Is that a rocket coming at me?"

Cochrane: "We're going to hit that helicopter!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

George Takei makes a grand entrance on his wedding day in a helicopter and notices that Shatner didn't bother to show up despite being invited.

Cochrane: Ahhh! I just realized that I don't look a thing like Glenn Corbett!
Geordi: Well, there goes canon.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Takei's Madonna impersonations became legendary on the Trek movie sets.

<moments after launch> Geordi: "Sorry, Zef. Gas, grass or ass. Nobody flies for free."

 

[Gaius Baltar]

Zefram Cochrane catches a glimpse of Jonathan Frakes future directing career.

 

[Rat Boy]

Cochrane finally figured out that the Phoenix couldn't land.

 

[John Picard]

LaForge: "I'm guessing too much fiber in his diet."

 

[Rat Boy]

LaForge: "I'm guessing too much fiber in his diet."

Riker: "Could we roll down a window?"

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Historical footnote: The in-flight movie on the Phoenix's first flight? Two Girls, One Cup.

 

[John Picard]

*voiceover* Where will you be when your diarrhea returns?

 

[Arthur Frelling Dent]

"You two better stop fighting right this instant! Don't make me pull over!"

 

[Outpost4]

Double post.

 

[Outpost4]

Mikey thanks you for the win, Bat Boy! (and so do I )

Cochrane: We're flying into a temporal plot hole!
Geordi: Don't worry - we pass through those all the time.

 

[Rat Boy]

This was the first and last time Colonel Kirby let Captain Nim fly a Huey.

 

[Outpost4]

"Where's the damn Ride of the Valkyries music I ordered?"

 

[Triskelion]

Look out Charlie, I'm Bad. You know it, shamone.

Firefly was cancelled in a year, but That's So Raven is still on??? WTF???

 

[Mistral]

Through the miracle of 23rd Century technology, Sulu could actually hold the Huey up in the air with one hand while inside of it! And for $19.99, you could too! Act now! Operators are standing by!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Mikey thanks you for the win, Bat Boy! (and so do I )

Cochrane: We're flying into a temporal plot hole!
Geordi: Don't worry - we pass through those all the time.

This gag's funnier with the double post