Movie Caption Contest #63: Ladies Night

[Triskelion]

[Removed per board rules]

Troi: Why do I suddenly feel a chill?

Take off my boots, Takei.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?!"

 

[Santa Kang]

UHURA: Ever been circumcised?

MR.A: uh, no.

UHURA: Wanna be?

 

[SantaEddie74]

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"Is there SUPPOSED to be a gaping hole in the viewscreen and birds looking in?"

"Enough talk, White Boy.

Drop 'em.

I'm gonna show you how we do it in the African Confederation, baby."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Picard: "Great. You just ran over Probert. Now we're going to have to have John Eaves design the next one."

 

[Atavachron]

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Troi: (thinking) "Wait'll the guys back on Betazed get a load of this!"


Atavachron

 

[Santa Kang]

Troi had asked to be seated in the no-smoking section but was too shy to ask to be moved.

 

[Triskelion]

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<sniff> bourbon and beans?

 

[SantaEddie74]

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"Pyrotechnics and bad acting.

An explosive combination."

 

[Rat Boy]

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Troi: "Did it just get shinier in here?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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Troi: Captain, this is no time for a Rim Job! Can't you see that I'm trying very hard not to crash the ship into a huge, Earth-like planet?!

 

[Rat Boy]

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Picard: "Someone mind explaining why we let a breeder in the bathhouse?"

 

[SantaEddie74]

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"Can someone please put out that cigar?

I'm allergic, you know."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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Troi: Is it me or does it smell like tossed salad in here?

 

[Rat Boy]

[Removed per board rules]

Before Picard hit upon the idea of taking Kirk out of the Nexus with him, he tried a different approach.

 

[SantaEddie74]

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TROI:"No...no THIS smell is different. It's nothing that's burning.

In fact...it sort of reminds me of ham."