Movie Caption Contest #64: Pilot Error

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Sulu: Shit! The Admiral said, "Remember where we parked." But for the life of me, I can't remember where that was.

-or-

Sulu: They found the whales without me. One of them is waving me over... wait a sec, that's no whale.

 

[M'Sharak]

"Okay, watch what happens when he sees this one."
"Ooo, I remember that, Geordi. I think I had about the same reaction he's having."
"Nooooooo, Commander, I think yours was funnier -- much funnier, hee hee hee... "

 

[Alyssa]

Cochrane: Khhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaann

Riker: Wrong movie Jack-ass

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDI: I still say we should have let Deanna pilot this thing.

 

[jgdst]

Many thanks for the win All that mis-spent time in work finally paid off

Cochrane: ARRRGHHHH WHAT THE HELL?!

Sulu : Ohhh YEAAAH. You like that, don't you Cochrane?!

 

[jgdst]

La Forge: Damn 22nd century public toilets...
Riker: Savages...

 

[cooleddie74]

"WHY is there a photo of Roy Scheider on that pilot's ID?"

Cochrane always remembered leaving the iron on at the most inconvenient moments.

 

[Alyssa]

Cochrane: Arghhh I can't stop pressing the red button! When will it END!?!

Riker: Never Zephram, it never ends! Mwuhahahaha!!!!


I found this game the other day and my reaction to it reminded me of his face in this cap. LOL!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Now if I can JUST remember where the button is on this thing to lube my ass..."

GEORDI:"He's got kidney stones. We're gonna have to give him a good ten minutes on this stream."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Sulu: One more gay joke at my expense and I'm crashing this thing!

 

[Maurice]

SULU: (humming The Ride of the Valkyries) I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

COCHRANE: Ahhhh! Someone just napalmed my ass!

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORGE: Now, which way to Shatner's house?

 

[Shatmandu]

Riker: "Now, do what we say, or we'll show you more of Doctor Crusher's dancing ..."

 

[Triskelion]

Stand by, Captain. I'm being approached by a Lieutenant Barclay, accompanied by a very large man who might be a Klingon, a viper pilot and a cigar-chewing mercenary.

Turn your blinker off, Grandma!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDI: How do you release these belts that secure us to the seats?

 

[cooleddie74]

"Now if I can only figure out how to make this pilot's chair vibrate or suction..."

Doctor Cochrane was a legend for many things.

A strong bladder was NOT one of them.

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDI: Shouldn't the silo be opening?

 

[Gertch]

"NOT NOW MADELINE!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Geordi: Commander, he's gone from suck to blow!

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"The fool!

He went straight from Warp One to LUDICROUS SPEED!!!"