Movie Caption Contest #64: Pilot Error

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDI: Dude, calm down. We're still on the ground!

 

[Outpost4]

Geordi: Cochrane is such a pussy on rollercoasters.

 

[Triskelion]

Geordi: Wow, I didn't realize he had to inject the plasma manually.

Oops! Sorry Sister! They didn't have parents anyway, right?

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard, on a video monitor: "Hang on a moment, Numbah One: I was putting on my assless chaps, and I dropped my phaser ... <turns, bends over>"

 

[Rat Boy]

Cochrane tries engaging Data in a technical discussion.

 

[Finn]

Riker: "Oh one more thing..."
Cochrane: "Oh man! What?!? Fuck what?"
Riker: "When you meet a young boy named Jonathan Archer, tell him to make sure his engineer ducks while running around the corner on May 20, 2161"
Geordi: (thinking) "Man. I can't believe he still believes it after all those years. Reg would die when I tell him about this"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Cochrane: Oh, SHIT! I shouldn't have done that LDS before we lifted off!
Geordi: LDS?

 

[cooleddie74]

"Now how does this old craft work...

Put finger here...

Turn big red knob...

Push...

Slide...

Move back and forth...

OH YEAH.

This is comin' back to me."

Least known historical detail of Zefram Cochrane's first warp flight?

Dr. Cochrane neglected to go boom-boom before takeoff.

 

[Candlelight]

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"Too many Marsh Melon Cocktails."

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "I ain't cleaning that up."

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"What a wuss.

We haven't even LIFTED OFF yet!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Riker: "I knew I shouldn't have watched Ghostbusters before we lifted off."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Cochrane: Oh, SHIT! I shouldn't have done that LDS before we lifted off!
Geordi: LDS?

Cochrane: Hot little number, said her name was Osmond.

Riker: Aren't they all?

 

[scottydog]

Riker: "You take over, Cochrane. I'm tired."

Cochrane: "You mean I have the KAHN!?"

 

[S'kai]

Do these headphones make my face look fat?

The Autodentist, while capable of managing several patients at once, was lacking somewhat in bedside manner.

 

[Candlelight]

Sulu accidentally activated the gaydar...

...and the temporal kidney stone generator.

 

[Gertch]

"Do these headphones make me look like Princess Leia? Would you like to see my Wookie?"

 

[Candlelight]

"Do these headphones make me look like Princess Leia? Would you like to see my Wookie?"

"Pull out Wedge, you can't do anymore good back there"

 

[Nebusj]

``Wait a minute ... whose arm is that?''

``A brick wall?!''