Movie Caption Contest #61: Bald is Beautiful

[Rat Boy]

Wait, wah? Was I supposed to do something? Oh yes, I have to start another caption contest. First...

For the pic of General Chang giving the same look to his napkin that a monkey gives to a Blackberry, our winner is:

Chang looked around but no one else seemed to have a problem with Captain Kirk playing with his flute at the table.

And for the pic of Data breaking his eight year losing streak:

Queenie: "Does this robotic body make me look fat?"

Data: "Ah-"

Need a moment?

CHEW IT OVER WITH SNICKERS.

And finally for the Photoshop winner, it's our latest fresh-maker:

Chang: "Now Captain, we remove the lids and pour the pellets into the drink."

Atavachron

Congratulations to them and here are the updated totals:

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 31
Year of Hell (Hall of Fame) 27
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 22
Gertch 18
The Laughing Vulcan 15
Shatmandu 14
Outpost4 14
Turd Ferguson 10
Triskelion 10
scottydog 9
Nebusj 9
BriGuy 9
EliyahuQeoni 9
Diesel Micky Dolenz 9
Kegek 8
cultcross 7
zephramac 7
DS9Sega 6
Tharpdevenport 6
middyseafort 6
John_Picard 5
SciFi75 5
CaptainJon 4
Haggis and Tatties 4
Skywalker 4
The Cutest of Borg 4
NCC-1701 4
Defcon 4
Kirby 4
LeadHead 4
Finn 4
Atavachron 4
Sisu 3
David_Leese 3
archerguy1701 3
Starpaul20 3
ancient 3
chancellorjake 3
jptrekker 3
Bad Atom 3
J. Allen 2
Arthur Frelling Dent 2
SeerSGB 2
Lloyd_Dobbler 2
Peach Wookie 2
nil_jones 2
OphaClyde 2
Gagarin 2
Herkimer Jitty 2
cardinal biggles 1
Vasquez Rocks 1
Valin 1
Nathan_Heller 1
Guartho 1
Alyssa 1
A beaker full of death 1
rmkwebdesign 1
Starlock 1
Redshirts Widow 1
Admiral Garak 1
Broccoli 1
Mister.Woof 1
The Squire of Gothos 1
A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees 1
battrekker 1
DrBob 1
Sector7 1
USS Mariner 1
hmbnimbus 1
S'Kai 1
H F Mudd 1
dukesman 1
Fire 1
Super Grover 1

This week, an ode to the Bald Brotherhood, or as in the case of the first picture, Bald Sisterhood as Ilia drops in and makes Kirk and Decker momentarily forget that they want to kill each other. As for the second, Anij starts to wonder how long it'll take for the metaphasic radiation to make Picard's hair grow back. She's in for a long wait. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Wait, you two used to date and now you're serving aboard the same ship? What are the odds of that ever happening again?"

Picard: "I heard butterscotch is the best to lick off the top of it."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"I have to ask, Lieutenant, does the carpet match the drapes?"

"Jean-Luc, that CGI waterfall is making this afternoon so perfect. If only there were a slow-motion CGI hummingbird, I would do you right now."

 

[Gagarin]

Kirk: I'll get you in touch with my guy. I think he can help you with your...problem. Your head will be in good hands.

Picard: Welcome to the 8th Season.

 

[SmoothieX]

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Kirk: Captain Picard, welcome to the bridge of the Enterprise.

Anij: Captain, have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up?

 

[Opus]

Decker: ... You know that whole Deltan pheramone thing, Captain... Well, err, one thing led to another... and I didn't know it was Nair and not shampoo I grabbed... All those damn bottles look almost the same!

Anij: Oh, Jean-Luc! It seems you've taken quite a shine to me!

Picard: It's just a reflection, honestly...

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Is it time for the annual Starfleet Benny Hill recreation already?"
Decker: "I'll inform the yeomen."

Anij: "If you had a twin brother, you could put your heads together and have a butt..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Decker: "Er ... yes, Captain: cuffs and collar do match."

Anij: "Your skull reminds me of prom night, for some reason ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

DECKER:"We, uh...met...on the set of a 7TH HEAVEN episode about chemotherapy."

ANIJ:"You Earthmen are very strange, Captain. Even your bodies smell...odd. Disconcerting. But unique.


You...uh...didn't shower before beaming down...did you?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"I'd rub your head for good luck, but from what I know of your species it won't do me any damn good.

(*Sighs*)

Take your station."

 

[Shatmandu]

Decker: "How the Deltans view sex is well-known, Captain."
Kirk: "Yes, Mr. Decker. I actually thought your mother was a Deltan, when I first met her ..."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"You left me on Delta IV because I wouldn't shave, well, how do you like me now, asshole?"

 

[cooleddie74]

DECKER:"She's, uh...

Lice free. At least upstairs. I can't be certain about the basement. We haven't been together in a few years."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Oh, Ilia... how I've missed you these last few years after leaving. And after all this time, there's one question I want you to answer. Please. Be honest. ... Does this uniform make my junk look bigger?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Who loves ya, Lieutenant...



Great. A pop culture neanderthal. (*Sighs*)


Just take your damn station."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Ilia: "Where the white women at?"

Anij (closing eyes): "Jean Luc, what color are my eyes?"

Picard: ".... damn!"

Ilia: "Starfleet has required that Deltans take a vow abstaining from anything other than anal sex."

Kirk: "Dibs!"

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Gah! double post, sorry!

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "So... we have a mission where we're all gonna be uncomfortable about the Deltan sex life"
Decker: "Yes but being Starfleet it's highly unlikely anyone will be having any sex"
Kirk: "I came back for this..?"

"Anji... I love the way your leg feels... so textured... so sultry..."
"That's your own leg you're feeling"
"...so sensual...

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Did I mention I used to be a rear admiral?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Ah, Lieutenant, you remind me of my freshly shaved scrotum.

Anji: Jean-Luc, you've just reminded me that it's been eons since I've seen a freshly shaved scrotum.
Picard: Play your cards right and you'll be seeing one real soon.

And I just had to respond to this:

Kirk: "Did I mention I used to be a rear admiral?"

Ilia: Yes, Mr. Sulu, informed me about last week's shore leave.