Movie Caption Contest #61: Bald is Beautiful

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Sorry miss, this is the men's urinal.

 

[scottydog]

Anij: "A certain part of my body is shaven clean, too."

Picard: "Really? I would love to see your armpit."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Anij: My, the weeping willows and the evergreens look oh so beautiful in the reflection on your skull.

 

[Outpost4]

Picard: Have you ever balled?
Anij: Jean-Luc, I'm hundred of years old. I've bawled many times.
Picard: No, I mean balled, like men and women...
Anij: Oh, I'm sorry. No, I've never been bald, like you men are.
Picard: Forget it, I'll go find Beverly.
Anij: She's a bawler, too?
Picard: I'm more likely to ball her than you.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"On this ship, Lieutenant, seniority and position are determined by who has the biggest belt buckle. You best remember that, young lady!"

 

[cooleddie74]

ANIJ:"You have such lovely bedroom eyes..."

PICARD:"And you have such slutty pole dancer hair..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Decker: "Great, just great. First you steal my ship, now you want my girlfriend."

Picard: "No, I won't fire an Alaskan state trooper for you."

Edit:

Got a little captain in you?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Decker: to Kirk, "Jean-Luc Picard Awareness Week."
Kirk: "Ah."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "Decker... are we the only ones with hair here?"

Decker: "I know I have it."

Kirk: "My wea- wee little head of hair looks fine."

Picard: -and you'll love this caption-

Anij: It's not another Sarah Palin crack, is it?

 

[Peach Wookiee]

^

 

[cooleddie74]

DECKER:"Don't even bother, sir.

She won't even let me hit it anymore."

 

[Outpost4]

(off camera) Uhura: She's Scrotan.

 

[Outpost4]

Anij: No, it's not as smooth as an android's butt.

 

[Rat Boy]

Anij: "What's your secret?"

Picard: "Lemon Pledge."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Anij: "No I don't have a little French in me , Why?"

Picard: "Would you like to?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Anij: "No I don't have a little French in me , Why?"

Picard: "Would you like to?"

Anij: Not if it's "little."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Rest assured Lieutenant,the responsible parties will be found and dealt with.

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "And then she tried to have you kick a football and removed it?"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Lt. Ilia grew increasingly tired of being the Ships, Halloween Jackolantern model.

Kirk: "Is there a Problem Lt.?"
Decker: " It would seem the Lt. is the victim of one of Mr. Chekov's April Fools jokes, Captian"
Chekov: (off screen) Snicker, snicker.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Is there a Problem Lt.?"
Decker: " It would seem the Lt. is the victim of one of Mr. Chekov's April Fools jokes, Captian"
Chekov: (off screen) Snicker, snicker.

Kirk: "You may laugh now, but one of these days those jokes will come back to bite you in the ass. Like the time when Khan was aboard, and you put an earthworm in his ear while he was recuperating in sickbay. I told him you were the one responsible..."