Movie Caption Contest #61: Bald is Beautiful

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Lady, if you say 'maverick' one more time, I'm stick my head in this pond until I drown."

 

[Candlelight]

Picard: "Lady, if you say 'maverick' one more time, I'm stick my head in this pond until I drown."

"You betcha"

 

[Atavachron]

Decker: "Captain, I'd like to introduce Lt. O'Conner. Skinhead O'Conner."

Atavachron

 

[scottydog]

Tina Fey: "Are you Alec Bald-win?"

 

[scottydog]

Decker: "You mean it wasn't you who serviced me at that glory hole over there earlier??"

Kirk: "Chill out, Decker. Was I that bad?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Is there something in your eye Governor?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"You mean to tell me in 300 years, you've never tried a threesome?"

 

[cooleddie74]

ANIJ:"Hold still, Jean-Luc.

There's something in your left eye. Looks like...

Looks like...

a second pupil?!"

 

[cooleddie74]

DECKER:"One of Ilia's Starfleet career goals when I first knew her was to serve aboard a bland, colorless flagship where everyone wears disco belt buckles."

 

[SciFi75]

Kirk: I don't know what kind of ship you are running here, Decker. That female officer behind me has no ass and this one is balder than my old man's left nut. I'm going to make some changes around here and I am going to start with bringing back the mini-skirts for all female personnel.

Decker: That female officer is actually a man, Captain, and this is Ilia. She is a Deltan and they are a normally bald. As for the uniforms, Sir, Starfleet is unisex now. You are an admiral. Aren't you supposed to know these things?

Kirk: I am watching you, Decker!

 

[Nerys Myk]

ILIA: Hey Jerks, My breasts are down here.

 

[NathanielM]

Picard: "Lady, Godxamn it i told you to stop calling me Kojack... I am NOT Telly Savlas' brother!"

Woman: ok Kojack!

Picard: Oh shut up!

 

[NathanielM]

Kirk <thinking> Goddamn her head looks so much like a penis... I wonder what would happen if I stroked her head...

Decker: Oh man Kirk is thinking about penises again.

Illia: You both are such fricking pigs....

 

[Shatmandu]

Ilia: "If you'll excuse me, Admiral, I have to go change that Ensign's diaper ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Shameless self-promotion time!

Kirk: "You're three hours late, Lieutenant."

Ilia: "Sorry, I was too busy reading Bat Boy's latest story."

Kirk: "It's bad enough you slack off all day doing Caption Contest entries."

 

[cooleddie74]

DECKER:"Ilia and I go way back, sir.

In fact, I was her first.

Which...explains why she took an oath of celibacy."

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"How deligtful of you to invite me to see the legendary Morton's Salt Falls. I always wondered since my childhood what they looked like in person...close up!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Ilia: "Commander Decker?"

Kirk: "Yes, our exec and science officer."

Decker: "Why don't you just kick me in the nuts a couple more times while you're at it?"

 

[cooleddie74]

DECKER:"Captain Kirk has the utmost confidence in me."

KIRK:"And in you too, Lieutenant."

ILIA:"Will one of you just stop blabbering and dry hump my scalp? Let's get this over with."

 

[cooleddie74]

ANIJ:"Just a warning, Captain.

You might want to sit back a meter or so. This stream is where our village's waste runoff ends up."