Movie Caption Contest #58: Highway to Hell

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"What does she mean...

'I don't blow hippies?'"

 

[Triskelion]

Spock: You got something against Ralph Macchio?

Data: There's no Meatloaf but here's some Talking Heads.

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "I'm afraid it wasn't. Her hands are on the wheel."

 

[Rat Boy]

B-4: "If we are androids, why do we have wrinkles?"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"So, who was the funny Asian guy back there who seemed so interested in sperm whales and my associate Bob?"

"Captain, are you sure it is not time for another 'head' pun?"

 

[Gagarin]

Jim: Just because we're in an 'ancient Earth automobile' with a woman does not mean you should bring up Edith.

Center consoles can't store anything useful even in the 24th century.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Why is there an air mattress in the back of her truck?"

Picard: "Great. Now I've got two pedantic talking toasters."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Shatner: "Look, it's in my contract, I always get the girl. So you should get the window seat. Who's directing this thing anyway?"

Nimoy: "Beat's me..."

Data: "A ha, ha ha, ha ha. Ha."
Picard: "What are you doing Data?"
Data: "Laughing sir. Commander Riker insisted on teaching me about college humour, which he has been doing by stealing my spare head and hiding it in unexpected places to prank people."
Picard: "Oh... that explains what it was doing in my toilet last week. Sorry about that."
Data: "You might have fished it out first sir..."

 

[Triskelion]

Your logic that Steel Breeze will outlast Loverboy is flawed, Captain.

B4: Tell Captain Einstein to turn off his turn signal.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Correction. We do not need to find a lavatory facility any longer, Admiral.

I've already gone."

B-4:"I'm in MEMESIS?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, shit."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Can someone photoshop Vomit in place of Gillian? I've got a couple but I'm too busy or lazy to do it myself.

There you go.

 

[cooleddie74]

GILLIAN:"This might be interesting after all.

It just so happens I'm into guys in Buddhist monk gear and wearing bad hairpieces. Saddle up...lock and load!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

GILLIAN: The Gay Pride Parade staging area is just around the corner. I can drop you there.

 

[cooleddie74]

GILLIAN:"Either of you fellas want to come see a dead body?"

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"S'alright in the radiation-proof duranium container?"

B-4:"S'alright!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "How the hell can he drive with one damn hand on his stereo and the other gesturing to other drivers?"

Kirk: "You're getting better with those colorful metaphors."

Vomit: "'Colorful metaphors?' What are you? A fucking pussy?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Spock: "How the hell can he drive with one damn hand on his stereo and the other gesturing to other drivers?"

Kirk: "You're getting better with those colorful metaphors."

Vomit: "'Colorful metaphors?' What are you? A fucking pussy?"

Kirk: " He appears to be steering with his [insert colorful metaphor]

 

[Rat Boy]

Cloud William: "Holiest of Hollies says hands on ten and two."

Vomit: "Last time I pick up fuckin' hitch-hikers."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Vomit: "Yeah, of course I indicated you flash wanker. How can you be deaf with ears like that, you lugholed freak?"

Spock: "Are you certain he is your kin and not Doctor McCoy's?"

 

[Triskelion]

Vomit: You guys like spaghetti?
Cloud William: Yes.
Cloud Festus: No.
Cloud William: Yes.
Cloud Festus: No.
Cloud William: Yes. You do.
Cloud Festus: Yes.
Vomit: Wankers.