Movie Caption Contest #58: Highway to Hell

[scottydog]

Spock: "That was not a whale in that tank."
Kirk: "Throw me a frickin' bone here. What do we have?"
Spock: "Sea Bass."
Kirk: [pause] "Right."
Spock: "They're mutated sea bass."
Kirk: "Are they ill tempered?"
Spock: "Absolutely."
Kirk: "Well, that' s start."

 

[Candlelight]

Picard: Just do it! Do you want to spend the rest of your life in prison? In New Zealand?

Meh, it's not bad.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Gillian is pregnant."

"Commander, when I said I wanted you to give me head, this isn't what I had in mind."

 

[Candlelight]

"I do not like the way this conversation is headed, Admiral. Should I raise the level of music and show her my middle finger?"

Picard began to agree with Riker; these communal toilets were becoming over crowded.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

The conversation died abruptly when Spock discovered the 8-track copy of Vomit's "A Valentine to the Fans" on the floorboard.

 

[Maurice]

Picard: Just do it! Do you want to spend the rest of your life in prison? In New Zealand?

Meh, it's not bad.

I happen to love it there. And I've been to Dunedin!

Which of these things is not like others? Which one is different, do you know?

Data took Picard's desire to "save face" more literally than anticipated.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Picard: Just do it! Do you want to spend the rest of your life in prison? In New Zealand?

Meh, it's not bad.

I happen to love it there. And I've been to Dunedin!

Big fan myself, but the only prison I remember being onscreen was in New Zealand. Seemed like an odd place to put a prison/penal colony whatever it was. Like putting a weapons cache in Central Park or putting a nuclear reactor in the top of Big Ben.

 

[scottydog]

Data: "Captain, I facebooked your mum, I can facebook you, too."

 

[Rat Boy]

Gillian: "Bitch cut me off."

Spock: "I can see what you mean about the colorful metaphors."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Is this one of the 20th century internal combustion vehicles your ancestor got laid in, Admiral?"

DATA:"Commander Riker said I should learn to give more and better head, sir...I was attempting to take advantage of his advice."

 

[cooleddie74]

GILLIAN:"So.

Which one of you wants to go down on me first?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk and Spock: "She did it!"

 

[Gertch]

Kirk and Spock: "She did it!"

Gillian: "Yes, I am woman. Hear me roar."

 

[Finn]

Picard: What's this?
Data: This is my old head. You know, the 500 year old one. Ever since people started to question how an android could look older.... I assume you do not want to know how I got thinner?....Yes sir.

 

[Kirby]

Spock: "Such as?"
Kirk: "Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Rilley, Al Franken..."
Spock: "Ah, the douchebags."

B4: "What's with all the Nickleback cd's in here?"
Picard: "Shut up, they're good!"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Kirk and Spock: "She did it!"

Gillian: "Yes, I am woman. Hear me roar."

In the same vein:

"Fascinating. That whale song seemed to emanate from Gillian's ass."

 

[Nerys Myk]

GILLIAN:"So.

Which one of you wants to go down on me first?"

SPOCK: Is the "Brazilian" popular in this era?

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Gillian: "Ass, gas or grass.... nobody rides for free."

Picard: "I appreciate the thought, Mr. Data, but I believe I'll stick with my Fleshlight."

 

[Candlelight]

Can someone photoshop Vomit in place of Gillian? I've got a couple but I'm too busy or lazy to do it myself.

 

[cooleddie74]

GILLIAN:"...did I mention back at the Institute I'm a post-op?"

B-4:"Yes. Please. Put me away and close the lid.

The movie only gets stupider from here on out."