Movie Caption Contest #58: Highway to Hell

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  1. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral

    You Klingon bastards, you killed my contest! Another week comes to and end...wait, maybe it's the beginning. Never mind. On to the winners:

    As for the Photoshop winner, let's just say it was hard to think of a reason to not pick him:

    Congratulations to the winners, including first time winner Gagarin. Here's the updated winners list:

    Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 31
    Year of Hell (Hall of Fame) 27
    cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 21
    Gertch 17
    The Laughing Vulcan 15
    Shatmandu 14
    Outpost4 13
    Turd Ferguson 10
    scottydog 9
    Nebusj 9
    BriGuy 9
    EliyahuQeoni 9
    Diesel Micky Dolenz 9
    Triskelion 9
    Kegek 8
    cultcross 7
    zephramac 7
    DS9Sega 6
    Tharpdevenport 6
    John_Picard 5
    SciFi75 5
    middyseafort 5
    CaptainJon 4
    Haggis and Tatties 4
    Skywalker 4
    The Cutest of Borg 4
    NCC-1701 4
    Defcon 4
    Kirby 4
    LeadHead 4
    Finn 4
    Sisu 3
    David_Leese 3
    archerguy1701 3
    Starpaul20 3
    ancient 3
    chancellorjake 3
    jptrekker 3
    Bad Atom 3
    J. Allen 2
    Arthur Frelling Dent 2
    SeerSGB 2
    Lloyd_Dobbler 2
    Peach Wookie 2
    nil_jones 2
    OphaClyde 2
    cardinal biggles 1
    Vasquez Rocks 1
    Valin 1
    Nathan_Heller 1
    Guartho 1
    Alyssa 1
    A beaker full of death 1
    rmkwebdesign 1
    Starlock 1
    Redshirts Widow 1
    Admiral Garak 1
    Broccoli 1
    Mister.Woof 1
    The Squire of Gothos 1
    A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees 1
    battrekker 1
    DrBob 1
    Sector7 1
    USS Mariner 1
    hmbnimbus 1
    S'Kai 1
    H F Mudd 1
    dukesman 1
    Fire 1
    Super Grover 1
    Herkimer Jitty 1
    Atavachron 1
    Gagarin 1

    This week, we focus on those long drives made all the awkward by surprise revelations on whale pregnancy, annoying talking heads, and the occasional Vulcan or Klingon fart. Have at:


  2. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral


    After seeing Gillian mercilessly run over a peace protester, Kirk and Spock consider bailing.


    Worf: "The phaser is empty, Captain!"

    Picard: "That just leaves throwing Data's spare parts at them!"
  3. Haggis and tatties

    Haggis and tatties Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Dec 27, 2002

    Spock" What the hell does she mean by spit roast"


    Data" Hold on one minute captain till i pack away my get out of jail free card"
  4. Gertch

    Gertch Admiral

    Jan 4, 2004

    Data: "Some head sir?"
    Picard: "Yes Data, it is."
  5. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral


    Kirk: "You just ran over that bird! I thought you liked animals."

    Gillian: "I like whales. Birds are feathered rats that shit everywhere. I'd kill more if the gun control laws in the city weren't as strict."


    B-4: "This is not a boot."
  6. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Mar 8, 2008

    Kirk: Can we go to Popeye's?


    B4 - Please stop singing "Faith of the Heart". And FYI it's not "I've got hair in a can and lips made out of assfat."
  7. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Walrus Premium Member

    Nov 4, 2001
    Sitting on a cornflake.

    SPOCK: There is a 60% probability that the serial-killer is in the truck bed or that Dr. Taylor is in fact the killer


    DATA: S'allright?

    B4: S'allright.
  8. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

    Feb 22, 2006

    Kirk: "That was my leather belt rubbing against the seat."


    Picard, shouting above road noise: "All we need is Beverly's wig, and my Saturday night is taken care of."
  9. The Laughing Vulcan

    The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Admiral

    Jun 7, 2004
    At The Laughing Vulcan's party...

    Spock: "What does it mean, 'wax on, wax off'?"
    Kirk: "Must be another one of those colourful metaphors."


    Picard: "We're in a space age dune buggy, your spare head's in the central cubby, it's 2000 light years to Risa, and we're wearing shades."

    Data: "Hit it!"
  10. Turd Ferguson

    Turd Ferguson Commodore Commodore

    Oct 8, 2003

    "Admiral, it appears we have arrived at a point in history when feminine hygiene products left a lot to be desired."
  11. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral


    Spock: "'hide in the bushes'? Please, Jim, they're filming KArate Kid 3 down the street. Now drop me the hell off."


    Data: "Comfy, Rick?"
  12. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral


    Spock: "I believe she has what was referred to as a 'trucker mouth.'"
  13. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Apr 25, 2001
    The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant

    SPOCK:"What does it mean...

    Breaker, Breaker, Good Buddy?"


    B-4:"Terminator shades?

    That does not seem logical."
  14. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Apr 25, 2001
    The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant

    KIRK:"Just drop up off at the nearest truck stop or diner.

    My friend here had a huge vegetarian platter this morning and he's gotta drop one STAT."


    PICARD:"This is the last time I let you bring your sex dolls along on away team missions, Commander!"
  15. Atavachron

    Atavachron Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

    Aug 21, 2008
    Data: "Captain, I feel I have a fever and a sore throat."

  16. Candlelight

    Candlelight Admiral Admiral

    Apr 12, 2000
    New Zealand

    "Imagine, billions of miles away, unlikely occurence of amino acids and proteins combining together, millions of years of evolution and all I have to do is tie something around my head and our species look identical"


    "It's not ready yet sir"
    "Very well Mr Data, give it another 20 minutes on fan bake"
  17. Atavachron

    Atavachron Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

    Aug 21, 2008
    A priest, a Buddhist and a cross-dressing Rabbi are driving down the road...

  18. Herkimer Jitty

    Herkimer Jitty Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Jul 4, 2008
    Dayglow, New California Republic

    Gillian: Alright Kirk, which way are you heading?

    Pam: Right.

    Gillian: That's too bad...

    Kirk: Why?

    Gillian: Well there was a fifty-fifty chance on which direction you'd take. You see we're both going left, you could've just as easily been going the same and if that happened it might have been awhile before you started to get scared. But seein as your going Right, I'm afraid you're gonna have to get scared...Immediately.

    Spock: *looks at Kirk* WE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN A TAXI.

    Kirk: Easy, Spock.


    Data: Oh shit, we killed him man-

    Picard: It's okay-

    Data: Shit, we killed him, what do we do?

    Picard: Shut up and let me think! Alright, alright. We put his head in the glovebox and say Janeway did it.

    Data: Bu-

    Picard: Just do it! Do you want to spend the rest of your life in prison? In New Zealand?
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  19. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral


    Janeway: "Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said 'Dead Android Storage?'"

    Picard: "No, I didn't."

    Janeway: "You know why you didn't see that sign?"

    Picard: "Why?"

    Janeway: "'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead androids ain't my fucking business, that's why!"
  20. scottydog

    scottydog Admiral Admiral

    Jul 17, 2004

    Data: "Not the time to lose one's head."
    Picard: "No."
    Data: "That's not the way to get ahead in life."
    Picard: "No."
    Data: "It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong."
    Picard: "Hmm."
    Data: "He'll never be the head of a major corporation."
    Picard: "Okay, that'll do."
    Data: "Okay."
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