Movie Caption Contest #57: Prisoners of the Moment

[Rat Boy]

KLINGON: ghaH vam d'k tahg nuq jIH legh qaSpa' jIH

DAVID: "Right back atcha there big fellow! (to Saavik) What did he say anyway?"

The Scot 'ngan play

You've never experienced Shakespeare unless you've read him in the original Klingon.

 

[LeadHead]

David: The jokes on you, my Dad's gonna show up and shoot you. Uh-oh.

Patrick Stewart was the only Trek actor to come and visit the Guest Star Holding Pen where they were kept in between episode appearances.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"You may mock the Bird of Prey in orbit as being an inferior, small vessel, but I foresee a day when the Federation will tremble as these Birds of Prey take down mighty starships with seemingly little to no effort!"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Dougherty: A Federation Scout Ship is attacking us, you say? Pfft. No need to rotate the shield frequency. They pose no threat.

Picard: I just had the strangest feeling of an old Earth term known as "deja vu."

 

[cooleddie74]

YOUNG SPOCK:"Nice gay biker belt buckle, Mongoloid."

PICARD:"What do you intend to do with all of us, Admiral?"

DOUGHERTY:"Does the phrase Mass Salad Tossing Party mean anything to you, Jean-Luc?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Typical bar in Westwood near the campus of UCLA during the game against BYU.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Saavik: I appreciate the proposition; however, I am not into the "rough stuff."
David: But I am, big boy.
Young Spock: Huh?

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"This is a criminal act, Admiral!"

DOUGHERTY:"So was your acting job in that SNL Sexy Cakes sketch, Jean-Luc...be glad I'm not holding you accountable for that."

 

[cooleddie74]

SAAVIK:"Would this be the appropriate time for a colorful metaphor?"

 

[Candlelight]

Klingon: "Maybe I should kill the Vulcan boy. Just to watch you break canon and cry again"
Saavik: "But I am half Rom-"
Die-hard fans: "SHHHHHHH!!!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

VOMIT: Fuck off turtlehead!

The Klingon growls.

DAVID (under his breath): I told you that wasn't Spock!

SAAVIK (through gritted teeth): You're not the one who had to have sex with him!

DAVID: well....

SAAVIK: David!!!!

 

[Gagarin]

The only thing a Klingon hates more than a Tribble is a perm.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Klingon: "Puny Federationers! You do not deserve honour. I will gut you both like suckling targs!"

David: "Both? What about punk boy here!"

Klingon: "You WILL not defame the living embodiment of Kahless. His word is law!"

Vomit: "Wanker!"

Klingon: "Yes my Lord, wanker!"