Movie Caption Contest #57: Prisoners of the Moment

[Rat Boy]

Young Spock (thinking): Why are they staring at the knife? This guy's hung like Barney the Testicles.

 

[Shatmandu]

Hey, thanks much for the win!

Bu'Fu the Gay Klingon: "This is the easiest choice I've ever had to make."

Doherty: "Hardcastle? What're you doing here?"

 

[Triskelion]

Somebody call for a moyle?

The Bachelor Auction got off to a rocky start when the Admiral took it out.

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Will someone tell Steve Martin to stop filiming his newest sequel, Cheaper By the Two Dozen? He's killing us."

 

[Nebusj]

Klingon maitres d' require at least a five-dollar tip before they'll seat your party.

Dougherty: ``Sona! Baku! Let's playyyyyyy ... The Family Feud!''

 

[Candlelight]

David, thinking: "Maybe if I wrestle him to the ground I can get the knife off him, kill him, kill the other Klingon, fake a Klingon voice, steal their ship and save the day. Right, here goes..."

Anij tried to stop time but ended up falling asleep.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Mentioning the zit on the Klingon's forehead is what did David in

 

[cooleddie74]

DAVID:"HEY, HEY...

Calm down, big fella! Put the knife down!

All she said was your pointed boots look kinda sissified."

DOUGHERTY:"Whaddya say, Jean-Luc?

Wanna tag team this Anij broad while she's still kinda out of it?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KLINGON:"Your performance does that fat Earther broad Kirstie Alley dishonor!!!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

David (thinking): Great, the pointy-eared boy got to bang Saavik and I'm about to die a virgin. Mom was right, I should've stayed back on Regula I.

 

[Candlelight]

Klingon: "I will now stab you, Vulcan female!"
David: "Over my dead body!"

Spock was about to learn the meaning of the human condition known as irony.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"When I said I found pointy objects arousing, I was actually referring to Saavik's.... and, er... Spock's ears."

"Sixty-six... sixty-seven... Dammit. Call off the mission. They found the exact number of people it takes before it becomes wrong."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Alas, neither Saavik nor David had mastered the Jedi Mind Trick

 

[Triskelion]

- Ritual suicide? Knifewielding duel of honor? Palm-slicing blood brother rite or random DNA test?
- I don't know. Got any specials?
- Well, this month it's ten percent off all general threatening brandishing. Forty credits a minute.
- Sounds a little steep.
- Oh come on. I'll throw in a free knifebutt to the head.
- No.
- Thirty?
- Good morning.
- Twenty-five for the brandishing, the free knife butt to the head, and a commemorative statue of two Klingons wrestling naked?
- Deal.
- Q'pla! <stab>
- I'm...not...paying...for...that!

 

[Rat Boy]

David: "No, really. It's so simple even a Klingon could do it!"

Klingon "What did you say?!"

Saavik: "Nice going, dumbass."

 

[Candlelight]

The Klingon became the most hated being in the galaxy after missing the best opportunity yet to kill Wesley.

 

[cooleddie74]

SAAVIK:"You will find I do not carry what humans historically refer to as either a purse...or a wallet. You will have to violently coerce monetary credits out of other victims."

"Are my aging eyes playin' tricks on me...

or is that the guy from HARDCASTLE & McCORMICK over there holdin' the chick who plays a lawyer on all those LAW & ORDER episodes?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SAAVIK: You are getting sleepy....

DAVID: Yes, very sleepy.....

KLINGON: Still wide awake.

YOUNG SPOCK: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[cooleddie74]

KLINGON:"First patahk to mention I have combination skin and lifeless hair DIES."

 

[cooleddie74]

"I thought Ru'afo said this was supposed to be a gang bang?!"