Movie Caption Contest #57: Prisoners of the Moment

[LeadHead]

The Klingon Mercenary was ver confused because the picture his employer had given him of his target was from TWOK.

As you can see in the 24th Century the "Where's Dougherty?" Book series didn't even try to stump the kids anymore.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Damn it Maury! They can't all be my kids!!!!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"No, I am sorry. The correct response was, "Who is JONATHAN ARCHER?" Jonathan Archer was the first captain of the Enterprise. Not Robert April. We do have a nice consolation prize for you, though. Thanks for playing Klingon Jeopardy!"

The 24th Century equivalent of Alex Trebek proved to be even more pompous and arrogant than even Captain Jean-Luc Picard.

 

[Atavachron]

David (thinking) "What was it dad always said? Oh yeah, 'In the heart, in the head, I won't be dead.' "

Atavachron

 

[Gertch]

Election 2008 - The Play, wildly popular for centuries, was always better in the original Klingon.

 

[cooleddie74]

KLINGON:"It's a really big glob fly.

Serious."

PICARD:"What do you intend to do with all of us, Admiral?"

DOUGHERTY:"Ever read Naked Lunch, Jean-Luc?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

TIGH:This group is weirder than the cult following Gaius Frakin' Baltar!

 

[Mistral]

David: "Well, sure, its a nice knife but fifty bucks? You got hosed, dude!"

 

[Mistral]

"I'm telling you, I heard something out there!"

"We did, too. Why do you think we're all cowering in this corner?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Doherty: "Seinfeld. Fooooooooooour!"

 

[Finn]

David: Father is going to be very disappointed that I passed up the opportunity to do her for this mission

In a rejected script, we would have seen an aged Riker finding Picard and his family with the Baku, before an Admiral Janeway from the future comes back to change the timeline.

 

[Shatmandu]

Klingon: "I loved you in 'Look Who's Talking.'"
<stabs repeatedly>

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Admiral, I wonder what the Federation Council would say if I told them you were willing to split this party up between four tables instead of having us all sit together?"

 

[Rat Boy]

David (thinking): Well, on the bright side, if I die then no one will question why I shit my pants.

 

[cooleddie74]

YOUNG SPOCK:"Can we just get on with this?

Stabl someone so I can make love to their corpse. This pon farr is killing me."

PICARD:"You won't get away with this, Admiral...I'll see to it!!"

DOUGHERTY:"If you saw my work in THE YOUNG RIDERS, Jean-Luc, you'll know I'm capable of getting away with anything."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Young Spock: My mind may be blank, but damn I'm glad I got to knock boots with that bitch before this f'er offs us.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KLINGON: ghaH vam d'k tahg nuq jIH legh qaSpa' jIH

 

[Plecostomus]

KLINGON: ghaH vam d'k tahg nuq jIH legh qaSpa' jIH

DAVID: "Right back atcha there big fellow! (to Saavik) What did he say anyway?"

 

[Gertch]

Spock (telepathically): "Saavik, grab the hilt, grab the hilt."
David: *gulp!*
Spock (telepathically): "Geez, of the knife."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KLINGON: ghaH vam d'k tahg nuq jIH legh qaSpa' jIH

DAVID: "Right back atcha there big fellow! (to Saavik) What did he say anyway?"

The Scot 'ngan play