Movie Caption Contest #54: The Audience is Listening

[M'Sharak]

"Yeah, it's more of a waddle now, but... okay, see there, Jon? You're still doing that stupid 'lead with one shoulder' thing."

"Is. That. So?"
[audience leans forward in anticipation]
"Yes, Praetor. That really is how they get the caramel into the Caramilk Bar."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Chekov: "What does it mean, 'Talk to the hand?'"

Scotty: "I dunno lad, but if we're using sign language now, I've got a speech impediment."

 

[cooleddie74]

CROMWELL:"So...where are you inserting the CGI pig in this scene?"

FRAKES:"Michael? He's not in this one, James."

"ORDER! ORDER!!!"

Senator:"I'll take two jalasna nog mugs and a rikka meat sandwich!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"NO.

No...no thank you.

I appreciate the offers...but...we already own our own GameBoy Colors."

 

[Gertch]

Chekov: "What does it mean, 'Talk to the hand?'"

Scotty: "I dunno lad, but if we're using sign language now, I've got a speech impediment."

That is so awesome. I can't stop.

 

[zephramc]

Chekov: "What does it mean, 'Talk to the hand?'"

Scotty: "I dunno lad, but if we're using sign language now, I've got a speech impediment."

Excellent...

I didn't get it at first, but well done.

 

[tharpdevenport]

AS Koening looked on during the arduous filming, still 15 hours on, he was unaware Shatner had replaced himself with a wax mold of the time he tried to do the Vulcan hand symbol, and that Doohan had had the foreknowledge to replace himself with a life sized action figure.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"You bitches better STEP OFF and get out our grills, yo!!

Or else Russ-Dawg Pavel over here's gonna stab someone!"

 

[cooleddie74]

...and yet one more vote to pass emergency funding for Bad Wig Survivors goes down in flames.

 

[Candlelight]

"And at this time praetor, I believe we need to concentrate our efforts on this Shinzon and- HOLY SHIT! PHELPS WON ANOTHER ONE!"

Generations had a TERRIBLE first edit.

 

[tharpdevenport]

"This is a praetor run, so what if I don't know how many vacational dwelling I own?"

T'Obama: "I am blasting you for that!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Announcer: Tonight, the part of Spock will be played by a sock puppet.

-or-

Kirk: On those rare nights when the Kirk-mester is alone, I use this to keep me and Little Jim company.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Now, if there isn't any more business, I open a motion to negotiate trade with Celes II. As we know... DAMMIT! Will Senate Security please escort Former Praetor T'Clinton out of the blasted building?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"See?

The Earthmen in the Federation are kicking our ASSES all the way back to the Vulcan Awakening in the swimming competitions! We MUST find ways to make our wigs more aquadynamic!"

"Mister Fluffy here thinks you're all irritating assholes."

 

[cooleddie74]

"All in favor of giving the Praetor emergency powers to raise a clone army of Bobby Goldsboros..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Hello Romulus! We are Spinal Tap from the UFP, you must be the RSE!"

 

[Rat Boy]

"Hello Romulus! We are Spinal Tap from the UFP, you must be the RSE!"

Sadly, the drummer succumbed to Thalaron radiation poisoning before the first encore.

 

[Triskelion]

Our warp goes to eleven.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

The "Valentine to the Fans" reunion tour didn't go over too well ever since Vomit was replaced after a freak theloron radiation accident.

 

[cooleddie74]

PRAETOR: "Have their drummer executed immediately following the performance."