In his later year,s the senile William Shatner is attention would often wonder during shooting. In this take you see the off screen moniter Mr. Shatner was looking at, and him trying to give Nimoy a "high five".
Movie Caption Contest #54: The Audience is Listening
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In his later year,s the senile William Shatner is attention would often wonder during shooting. In this take you see the off screen moniter Mr. Shatner was looking at, and him trying to give Nimoy a "high five".
Shatner: "Four! Four vunderful officers!"
Chekov: "But there are only three-"
Shatner: "FOUR! Ahahahahaha!"
News Anchor: Captain Kirk, would you like to comment on a statement you made a year ago in regard to Captain Harriman? I believe you said Harriman was an incompetent ass who'd never get his own command.
Kirk: Whoa... Pfft... Ah.. Shh... Not here... Ahh... Umm... Next question...
Romulan Senator: Esteemed colleagues. I'd like to propose my new bill ROM-8472, otherwise known as the "Let's fix the Goddamned roof" bill!
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Scotty was really proud of that last one; no matter how much waving Kirk did, the air wouldn't clear for several hours.
Shatner: For the last time, I was only trying to help the sheep through the fence. I know the pictures look a little incriminating, but the poor thing was stuck, I was just pushing it. The fact that my pants happend to fall down at the same time was just unfortunate.
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Madame Tussauds Star Trek exibit proved to be a popular attraction for wax museum patrons.
Let's turn it around...
Koenig and Doohan weren't surprised to find out Shatner had wax figures of the press in his house let alone pretending to ham it up.
And that's all I have to say about that!-Mistral
Shatner:And if you do this, Star Trek V will just go away!
"We were having a meeting! Did you have to pee on the table right now?!?"
Levar: "If you shoot the drunk scene at night it'll be cold enough for Marina's erasers to show." Cromwell: "I've already swapped the apple juice for Patron, she'll won't catch on until opening night." FRAKES:"Hmm, you may be right..."
"Captain, isn't it true that this commissioning ceremony and distress signal are all part of an elaborate plan to derail the media from asking questions about the disappearance of Captain Willard Decker? And did you or did you not have sex with the android replacement of you navigation officer? I'd like to remind you, sir, that there was semen found on her sub-molecular microchips."
"If you will excuse me, Praetor, my fist has an appointment with my agent's face."
And this is an Abyssinian Ringneck Parakeet, endemic to northwest Somalia. Tweet tweet!
Praetor, the rumors of an interstellar coup de grâce leading to civil war are of course a pressing issue for the Romulan Star Empire, and yea, the Alpha Quadrant; but first, the black-cheeked orange-breasted fig parrot. Coo-caaw! Coo-caw!
- I don't know, Levar, sounds like a red-shouldered macaw to me.
- No, no Jon, hear how that intonation goes up at the end? It's definitely a blue-ringneck or gray-cheeked parakeet. Possibly even an eclectus oratus.
- Northern Kaka.
- Damn, Earl's right. It's a Northern Kaka alright.
- Earl! Get back on set!
"S'all right at the science station, Senor Handy?
S'ALL RIGHT!"
"Seriously, people.
I'm not joking here. We need to find new tailors and clothiers for the Senate. People are starting to talk and make way too many gay-bathhouse and young boy rumors."
CROMWELL:"THAT'S what I look like playing a drunk?
Hmmmm. Guess my wife was right all those times I got trashed and smacked her around."
KIRK:"NO. No...no thank you.
No more spaghetti for me or Commander Chekov. But Captain Scott here will have fifteen more plates."
Kirk had no idea that at the time he was giving a serious speech about proper language, Scotty and Chekov were laughing at the Klingon swearword shaved in the back of his head.
Production on Star Trek Generations grinded to a screeching halt when a flock of Trekkers overran two defense checkpoints.
"Senator Tel'Aura, you can tell Shinzon and his Reman buddies that he'll have the Romulan Senate's support over our lifeless, crusty blue, disintegrating bodies."
"What is all that light streaming into this building?"
"I don't know Praetor, but I have a strange urge to put the band back together"
"All in favor of fixing the Dominion torpedo holes in the Senate roof...signify with an AYE."
"NO. I will neither confirm nor deny that Britney or Jamie Lynn...or both...are carrying my child."
Scotty (chair groaning): This chair cannat take much more, captain!
Kirk: Captain, divert more power to the Structural integrity field under Scotty's chair immediately!
Harriman (off screen): Structural integrity field? Doesn't arrive until Tuesday.
"Interestingly enough, behind me you will notice there are indeed four lights."
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