After years of repressed sexual tension and jealousy, Walter Koenig finally gets the attention from Shatner that he's so longed for. George Takei, however, becomes more bitter.
Movie Caption Contest #49: Old Flames
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After years of repressed sexual tension and jealousy, Walter Koenig finally gets the attention from Shatner that he's so longed for. George Takei, however, becomes more bitter.
Anij: "You know why I really hate you, Picard?"
Picard: "Cause I'm a stuck-up tight-ass with no sense of fun?"
Anij: "Well... yeah, that covers a lot of it. "
Picard: "Cause I could do anything I want, and instead I choose to pout and whine and feel the burden of Captain-ness? I mean, I could be rich. I could be famous. I could have anything. Anyone. Even you, Anij. I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. And you know why I don't? Because it's wrong."
Anij: "I miss the old days when Kirk was captain "
Anij: "You know why I really hate you, Picard?"
Picard: "Cause I'm a stuck-up tight-ass with no sense of fun?"
Anij: "Well... yeah, that covers a lot of it. "
Picard: "Cause I could do anything I want, and instead I choose to pout and whine and feel the burden of Captain-ness? I mean, I could be rich. I could be famous. I could have anything. Anyone. Even you, Anij. I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. And you know why I don't? Because it's wrong."
Anij: "I miss the old days when Kirk was captain "
Picard: "Did, did... you and he.....?"
Anij: " Oh yeah..." (smiles)
CAROL:"If it means anything, Jim...
That night we broke up back in '61?
I didn't mean it when I said I hoped you'd go off into deep space and have a homoerotic same-sex fling with a half-Vulcan."
ANIJ:"This...human 'Dirty Sanchez' ritual you speak of. It sounds intriguing.
Please, Jean-Luc. Explain."
Carol: "He kept saying 'vill you kiss it?' and talking about being 'awailable for mustache rides.' So I tore his fuckin' ear off."
Kirk: "Now I remember why I left you ..."
Chekov, thinking: "Back in the old days, I never should have taken Khan's money for a blowjob and then ditched him. This could have all turned out sooo different ... <sob>"
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"Jim, this is all just a game to you isn't it?"
"Let's Rock!"
Kirk: "Hail to the king, baby!"
KIRK:"Dammit, where did it all start to go wrong, Carol?
When I took command of the Enterprise for the first time?
Or...when we broke up?
Maybe it was the day I bought those shady looking condoms from that street corner in Tijuana."
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Picard:Am I early for the party?
Picard:Am I early for the party?
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ANIJ:"I know a quiet spot overlooking our lake. We can go there if you like."
PICARD:"Excellent!
The fewer people who can hear the screams, the better."
Ruf Ruf!
What's that girl? Sulu's lost in a mine shaft?
Ruf Ruf!
In a well?
Ruf Ruf!
Not Sulu - McCoy?
Ruf Ruf!
McCoy's in a - what?
Ruf Ruf!
A leisure suit?
Ruf Ruf!
I swear it's like arguing with Pike.
Carol: "Unfortunately, there's no meat in the Genesis Cave."
Kirk: "Hmmmmmmmmm."
*looks curiously at Lassie*
Sooo Carol. Did you ever see that movie A Boy and His Dog?
No. Why?
Oh, nothing.
CAROL:"Uhhhhh, Jim...
I...don't know how to put this...but...
You, uh...KNOW...that's not a toilet...right?!"
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