Movie Caption Contest #49: Old Flames

[Candlelight]

"Hmm? Oh, found it next to some dead black guy with one arm"

 

[Rat Boy]

"Hmm? Oh, found it next to some dead black guy with one arm"

Carol: "That explains why it says 'Bad Motherfucker' on the side of it."

 

[Candlelight]

Chekov never mocked Kirk's toupee ever again.

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "I'm not in a coma, for crying out loud! Vhine about yourselves some place else!"

Picard: "I'll have you know that I'm attracted to older women. I should say older-looking women. You know, like Cher or Liza Minelli. Not you."

A thousands cheeks may be kissed by one woman running in the night.

 

[Shatmandu]

Chekov: "Is she the 'little blond lab technician'? My prequel fanfic plot depends on it."

Picard: "Well, we'll check it and make sure it's going to be a girl."

While she did need a prosthetic forehead, the lady didn't require the Klingon false teeth.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

"No one's Schwartz is as big as mine..."

 

[Gertch]

It was then that Leslie remembered why she liked going to the conventions in San Fran.

 

[Candlelight]

"Ma'am, I know not of this Picard which you speak of for I am the great Batman, saviour of your village"
"Should've changed your uniform first"
"YOU TRY SECRETLY CLEANING YOUR CAPE IN THE SHIP'S LAUNDRY AT 4AM!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Remember, Carol?

I always promised David that one game of hover stickball."

 

[cooleddie74]

CAROL:"If it makes you feel any better, he DOESN'T have your rapidly receding hairline.

Or gut."

PICARD:"You're over three hundred years old...

and just now you're finding out that straight-to-Holonet movies are never as good as the ones in holotheaters?!"

KLINGON LANGUAGE CAMP 2008


Come for the honorable syntax and grammar...

Stay for the desperate female ex-cons who will bang anything.

 

[SciFi75]

Kirk: How come you never told me that I had a son?

Carol: You had your world, I had mine. I wanted him in mine. I didn't want him running off chasing the stars.

Kirk: Wonderful, Carol. Did you dress him up in girls clothes before you made him play scientist?

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Has Chekov looked at your ass yet?

Well...he will. Lots.

Just wanted to warn you."

 

[Rat Boy]

KIRK:"Has Chekov looked at your ass yet?

Well...he will. Lots.

Just wanted to warn you."

Chekov: "I'm not deaf, you know!"

 

[Candlelight]

"My god Bones... flailing arms... it must really be a bad situation here"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: It was a one-time thing, B-9.
B-9: But I left Doctor Smith for you, James Kirk.
Kirk: It's over.

 

[Gertch]

Carol: "Aren't you going to offer a woman a seat?"
Kirk: "Considering what's left to sit on I think that's inappropriate. And I'm sure not moving over."

 

[Candlelight]

Robot: "Do you think it likes me?"
Kirk: "It's just a role of silver survival blankets"
Robot: "Yes but will it respect me in the morning?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

B-9: You Kirk?

KIRK: Yeah.

B-9: Got a message for you.

KIRK: What is it?

B-9: Nomad and M-5 say "Hi!"

 

[Amaris]

Where will you be when your diarrhea returns?


J.

 

[Shatmandu]

Dr. Marcus, bitchy: "Oh, no, we couldn't hire professionals to put the insulation in. We had to hire your navigator and his cousin. The navigator who just happens to do something to cause him to scream every time we see him ..."

-- or --

Carol: "Jim, you can't just go around tearing off someone's ear just because they looked at my ass when I bent over."
Kirk: "I know ... I know!"