Movie Caption Contest #46: Soup's On

[Rat Boy]

Shinzon: "I'm Shinzon, Praetor of the Romulan Empire. The Viceroy here tells me you're lookin' for passage to the Alderaan system."

Obi-Wan: "Yes indeed, if it's a fast ship."

Shinzon: "Fast ship? You've never heard of the Reman Warbird Scimitar?"

Obi-Wan: "Should I have?"

Shinzon: "It's the ship that can wipe out life on entire planets in less than twelve seconds."

Luke: "I've got a bad feeling about this."

 

[Rat Boy]

Shinzon: "I've out run Federation starships. Not the local bulk cruisers, mind you, I'm talking the big Galaxy-class ships. She's fast enough for you, old man."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD:"I thought an historic Starfleet holodeck program would be the perfect venue for our discussions on human-Romulan relations.

Besides, it's the only one like it that Commander Riker didn't angrily erase after the Pegasus affair nine years ago."

SHINZON: "So this isn't Vulcan Love Slave?"

PICARD: "No"

SHINZON: "Damn!"

 

[Triskelion]

Captain Evil: Sh!... Knock-knock.
Luke Evil: Who's there?
Captain Evil: Sh!
Luke Evil: But...
Captain Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.

We're waiting for Barney.

 

[cooleddie74]

OBI-WAN:"Is it a fast thalaron generator?"

 

[cooleddie74]

SHATNER:"How the hell did one of Leonard's rubber sex toys end up in the fake food dishes?!"

 

[Candlelight]

"I drink Romulan ale. What do you drink on your world?"
"Earth Beer. Seriously, there's only one alcoholic beverage on our planet, too"

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "You're not a perfect clone, since I'm not a homosexual prone to wearing leather bathrobes with farcical shoulder pads ..."