Movie Caption Contest #46: Soup's On

[Nerys Myk]

That's right! This pot contains our own universe!

Next time we'll let Spock pick the mushrooms.

 

[Shatmandu]

Ah, thanks much for the win!

Kirk: "That? That's either a mushroom or bird shit."

Picard: "Did they dress you like a girl growing up? Is that why <nods> the shoulder pads?"

Shatner: "I prefer ham."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Place I name?"

 

[Candlelight]

"Coffee you name, Earl Grey tea I name, otherwise tea party no"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Sorry, Jim. My dentures popped out.

Lemme grab those from ya."

PICARD:"My brother would have been fond of you. Until he got you in the family vineyards...then he'd have beaten the living snot out of you."

"Waitress?

I think the lettuce has turned."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Bipodal seeds my sweet Southern ASS, Spock.

This is jambalaya...Sisko Style! One bite of this...and you won't be regular until your next pon farr!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Alien: Nemesis!

Picard: Yes, Nemesis. How can you be deaf with ears like that?

Alien: Nemesis is not. Is movie forbidden!

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"What do you mean...
Script Doctoring Forbidden?!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Did you just fart?"

Grignak: "Oh, forgive."

Picard: "My God, man, it smells like a rotting whale in here now."

Grignak: "Already said I 'Oh, forgive,' assjack."

 

[Candlelight]

"I feel really bad about eating this bear cub"
"Don't worry about it Bones, we have to survive. Besides, it looked like an orphan. The mother is probably long gone."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "And remember the global warming legislation of 2035 is still in effect. I've bought jars for everyone to fart into."

Picard: "A clone my arse, the veins on my head don't make me look like a testicle."

"I guess the blue guys from Intel are all eunuchs now."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "I'd like some tea, Earl Grey, hot!"
Grignak: "Like you not some coffee?
Picard: "Tea!"
Grignak: "Coffee!"
Picard: "Tea!"
Grignak: "Make not Grignak angry, like you not when angry Grignak gets."

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "Your way of speaking reminds me of Troi's psychobabble."
Grignak: "Know her, I do not."
Picard: "Tip, I do not. Unless you knock it the fuck off."
Grignak: "Sorry. It's for the tourists."

Grignak: "Appendage you name, condom I name, otherwise blowjob noooo ..."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Are those termites?"
Spock: "Run your mouth, that's what you get. Bitch."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "My clone? No offense, but there's something off..."

Shiznak: "Place you name, warp factor I name, otherwise engage noooooooooooo!"

 

[John Picard]

Picard: "I don't mean to be rude, but it was my understanding that this was a peaceful vacation getaway. I *do not* appreciate being strong-armed into buying a timeshare!"

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Naaaaah, Jim...

leave the dead bugs in! Gives this whole icky redneck mess flava!"

PICARD:"Well...one thing's for damn certain my curious doppleganger. You probably get laid a helluva lot more frequently than I do."

SHATNER:"Tell the bitch...no TIP."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Waiter...there's a gorgnak in my so'UP."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: Besides the lack of a hairline, I find nothing familiar about you.

 

[Candlelight]

"Shinzon this is getting frustrating. It seems to alternate between you and Grignak. Please stop it."
"Oh, forgive..."
"SHUT UP!"