Movie Caption Contest #46: Soup's On

[chancellorjake]

McCoy: Who wants more Trekkie?
Kirk and Spock: I Do! I Do!

Picard: What did you say about our mother, bitch!

Shatner: And monkey brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington, D.C.
Koenig: Is that what we ate? *gags*

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard listens to Grignak describe the catering service he used to run in the late 23rd Century...

Grignak (off-camera): "Place you name, miniature whale I name, otherwise state dinner noooooooooo!"

 

[Triskelion]

Did you just use a salad fork on your fish? I'll bloody bash your head in with a sledgehammer! Picard to Enterprise! Beam over Old Bess!

Kirk: More mountain oysters please, Bones. Looks like 43 is Spock's limit.
Bones: Alright Jimmie, it's down to you and me.
Spock: Gentlemen if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go meditate on my humiliation.

What, Koenig? You get to like them after a hundred or so.

 

[Rat Boy]

Had the writers strike not interfered, Shatner would have extended this scene for an homage to a similar one in Blazing Saddles.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Picard: "On Earth we have a phrase, 'go fuck yourself.' And I was just thinking..."
They begin to have unprotected sex.

 

[cooleddie74]

GRIGNAK:"Hair Club offer you name...plugs I got!"

SOUR PATCH GAGH

The most honorable flavor kick this side of the Azure Nebula

 

[Nerys Myk]

Gurney Halleck begins negotiations with the Spacing Guild.

 

[M'Sharak]

Had the writers strike not interfered, Shatner would have extended this scene for an homage to a similar one in Blazing Saddles.

[off-camera, at the next campfire over]
Lyle: How 'bout more beans, Mr. Taggart?
Taggart: I'd say yew had enough!

 

[Candlelight]

"Hey, you guys remember when I climbed that mountain? Wasn't I the coolest person ever?"
"From memory you fell off tha-"
"Eat your beans"

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: What did I just swallow?
BONES: Your pride.

PICARD: Oh please...purple stained glass? And you expect me to believe you're straight?

THE SHAT: Guess what came in my dinner?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Earl Grey! Earl Grey allowed is not, is beverage forbidden!"

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Picard: What do you mean you want half of everything I own, this isn't a divorce settlement ya little punk, and if you want anything at all from me in future I suggest when you cook me a meal you put more on my plate than Carrot shavings, a stick of celery and a crab stick.

 

[Rat Boy]

Koenig just found out that the "Romulan Ale" was actually Windex.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"This doesn't even look edible, Bones."

McCOY:"Don't worry. After Tennessee whiskey and the bag of quaaludes I brought with me...you ain't gonna CARE."

PICARD:"You're exactly like me when I was younger. Except...I think the Romulan cloners didn't quite get your genitalia correct. Too small."

SHATNER:"See this?

I'm putting it on eBay and auctioning it off for charity."

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"What the hell do you keep ranting about Genesis for?


I'm not even religious."

 

[Nerys Myk]

From my series in the ENT CAPCOM

SHINZON: "Creepy Old Guy Alert!!! Dude behind you has to be old enough to be her father. "

T'POL: "Creepy Old Guy Alert!!! Dude behind me has to be old enough to be his father. "

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Have you been illegally downloading our holodeck programs, young man?"

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"I thought an historic Starfleet holodeck program would be the perfect venue for our discussions on human-Romulan relations.

Besides, it's the only one like it that Commander Riker didn't angrily erase after the Pegasus affair nine years ago."

 

[cooleddie74]

RUTH'S CHRIS STEAKHOUSE


Now with a selection of rubber squid flanks and mouthwash!

 

[scorpius1701]

Thanks for the win!

Shatner: Look everyone, ive turned Star Trek 5 into a plate of food!