Movie Caption Contest # 42: Who the Devil are You?

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Your mission, should you choose to accept it..."

 

[All Seeing Eye]

I swear to god, i'm dieing from laughing so hard, my chest is in agony from the laughing and my eyes are dripping with tears, I dont think i've read so many hilarious captions, this has got to be the best caption thread eva!

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Kirk: Who the Hell are you?

HBM1: I'm listed in the credits as "Handsome Black Man #1," sir.

Lt. Slater: "Sir, is this really the best time for my Chisanbop lesson?"

Sulu: "Count, lieutenant, count!"

Porter: "So do I switch the green one with the blue one or the pink one?"

Eiger: "The pink one. Do I have to fucking tell you everything?"

Bolian: "Don't take this the wrong way, Captain, but you simply don't have the delegates to claim the nomination for Dohlman."

Picard: "But damn it, I can win!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Bolian: "And just for that, you're not getting a tip."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Picard had tuned out the Bolian as his mind was still on the Orion stripper.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"No, son...I'm not interested in a discount subscription to EBONY."

"Can we wrap this up, sir?

I'm due on the set of YOUNG GUNS 2 in three hours."

PORTER:"Can you make heads or tails of it?"

EIGER:"Not a clue.

I hate these translucent Decoder games from cereal boxes."

HARS ADISLO:"Hold that thought, Captain.

No offense, but your doctor just bent over to pick up something."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Sorry, son...not even I get free handjobs from Risan whores anymore."

 

[Candlelight]

"Do you have hearing problems, mister?"
"WHAT???"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Yes, Captain Sulu...you...you look amazing with no pants on...bent over in a prone position...with...with you blowing kisses at me.


Can I leave now?!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Eiger: "Bad news. His Baldness wants another wine chiller in his ready room."

 

[cooleddie74]

EIGER:"Time's up.

I want my copy of BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR back."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

EIGER: "I swear, if I find you updating your facebook page on that thing instead of calibrating the sensors one more time, I will kick your fucking ass!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Scully: "So Mulder, is this the ship that took your sister or not?"

 

[John Picard]

Bolian: "..and I can't stress enough how important it is for you to get a regular prostate checkup. I know this great doctor on Starbase 12 who has a very light touch.

Picard: *grumble*

 

[cooleddie74]

EIGER:"So...do I have it down yet?"

PORTER:"Nope. Not yet.

You're still a BIT off from mastering the perfect Lindsay Lohan."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Why CAPTAIN...I had no idea you were Rastafarian!!

Would you like to...oh, what do some of you Earthmen call it...'smoke a bowl'?"

 

[battrekker]

Sorry if I'm stealing some of your caption, but it gave me an idea.

"Hello Captain, I'm Roger the cabin boy."

Sulu: "Oh, make me laugh some more, cabin boy."
Cabin Boy: "What was that, sir?"

 

[SciFi75]

Captain Sulu, I have to protest your forcing the male crewmen to wear the unisex skirt that comes with the uniform. It's supposed to be wearer optional.

 

[SciFi75]

You do know that those are Klingon anal beads, Captain.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Sorry to wake you, sir...but we just got a Priority One message from Starfleet Command dated stardate 9524.

The copy of GLEAMING THE CUBE I put on the Orion auction market just sold for more than five hundred credits."