Movie Caption Contest #40 Hello, Goodbye

[SciFi75]

 

[Rat Boy]

Grignak, the fish-looking helmsman asswipe: "Genesis?! Genesis allowed is not! Is planet forbidden!"

Kirk: "Oh, just shut up and drive already. Last time I get personnel advice from Bones."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

The bridge crew was mesmerized as Sulu did a fan dance for them as a retirement present.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Chekov?

 

[Triskelion]

These are the continuing voyages of the U.S.S. Alzheimer...her ongoing mission....to....ummmm...

I, uh...

What? MATLOCK's on? To the recreation deck!!

^ I'm cooooold!

The Kessel Run in parsecs is measured not, Captain. Light years not either. Engaging no.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

All of these: Lol

 

[S'kai]

It was almost the end of her shift on April 1st, and the new ensign had still not cracked a smile or given anyone the satisfaction of knowing that she had been taken in by the gag.

 

[Rat Boy]

Mickey Dolenz: "Is this the last air tram to Clarksville?"

 

[cooleddie74]

SONAK:"Are you Admiral Kirk?"

KIRK:"Depends. You my weed hook-up?"

"Red alert! Load torpedo banks!

I want that station fired on at the first sign of Malcolm McDowell's overacting!"

"Goodbye, Will. The ship...and the men's lavatory on Deck 21...won't be the same without you."

 

[Rat Boy]

It was only after Riker got on the Titan that he realized Picard had pinned a "Kick Me" sign on his back.

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"You, eh...DO realize, of course...the Titan? She's a GARBAGE SCOW. Not figuratively.

She's a Warp Five shit hauler."

 

[cooleddie74]

SONAK:"I see you chose your new uniform from the Joyless Disco Line as well, sir."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: When I declare it "Adam Ant Day" I expect 100% compliance!"

RIKER: Airlock the Ensign?

PICARD: Make it so!

ENSIGN: Crap!

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD: "The contest's over, Number One. Let's all get these costumes off before someone starts complaining about getting rickets or finding tin sod in the food packs."